Schlitze

Yeah, i've got the threads mixed up. Pretty embarrassing, I thought i was still posting in the one where i told triachus to put the pinheads over the shoulder of the gent in my av. It doesn't seem to be occurring. Dang.

Context doesn't disguise the beastliness old chap Kidding, nice pic But.....any more selfies and they'rll be hell to pay round here.

^ Smug as hell Looks like a cross between Todd Carty and Michael LeVelle with a hint of Glitter

Love it! Most people have seen Basket Case but haven't heard of Henenlotter's Brain Damage & Bad Biology, check'em out. Ha, yeah i've slowly been working my way through the Basket Case trilogy which i recorded on my tivo a while back (Film4 had it on). Then saw Sc-Fi channel was playing Frankerhooker and started watching and watched Basket Case 2 later! This Henenlotter guy is a legend! Other films of note: The Selfish Giant Jurassic Park 3D The Iceman Prisoners

It's just refreshing in it's depressive edge - exploring the life of an artist, and in the grand scheme of things - the theme of what it is to exist. not a film for intimidate satisfaction, but a grower, a thinker and a re-watcher...can't say i was 'blown away' when i saw it first, but since then it's been in my thoughts and am eagerly awaiting a re-watch whenever it comes around It's one of the best films of the year and a joke that it wasn't up for oscar glory. Too subtle for the academy. The key theme in the film is artistic integrity so perhaps good that its a sleeper. Definitely worth a many viewing...especially that bit at the end where Llewyen catches a glimpse of the act onstage after him.....

Is Rulohead a cunt or just an empty vessel with no humour, charisma or personality?

Cool piece of exploitation with a chewy moral centre

Inside Llewyn Davis - 9/10 Dawgs, i love this film. Who the hell would want to beat up a folk singer outside a folk club? It's got my favourite scene of the year in it with the cat on the subway, the cats glancing by all these station stops its like ''WTF am i doing on the subway in 1961".

Babylon. Filth director Jon Baird's pickin up where Danny Boyle left off http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=39965 He's doin 3 episodes. Boyle directed the pilot which is very understated for Boyle.

No farting in my direction just general rudeness......everywhere! Will definitely learn some french before heading back there. My next port of call is actually in your neck of the woods, Scottsdale, just need to save up for the flights!

As a someone who don't like heights, this structure scared me. I'd been to the Seattle space needle about 10 years ago and i knew that was high. Turns out this was higher. I'd melt in one of those Dubai buildings. Don't know how Tom Cruise does those stunts.

I used to do all the folder stuff before realising it was meaningless. Bitches, i got .dll files from Ghosts in the folder of Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 which won't load the game. So i just end up listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPbdWuBHIEw&feature=kp

DJ Not a traditional anus by modern standards DJ Rusty Sheriff's Badge DJ James Dale Badge DJ Creampie Hooligan Dave Lee Travis' greedy feelers and the mouth

Nebraska, After seeing this again about 3 weeks ago on TV, i gotta say this scene was the hum dinger of special effects fail. Even the flying scenes look more realistic than Kent trying to keep up with a train. The legs and body of Kent chasing are completely out of sych. Really clunky. Not even modern day digital effects can't fix it. They blew the budget on Brando.

DJ Put Anotha Record On And Let That Baby Spin All Night Long Until The Break Of Dawn

Awesome pic. Proper mountain man there, sheath. This threads taken a manly turn so no more preening in the art galleries like some were doing, we want a more rugged look and bigger, bolder fonts.

It's a camp thread. That's why I used the big font. Embrace it.

Just back from Paris. Great city but the underground is a multi level maze!!!! Went out on saturday night looking for the Rex Club, got lost for hours, emerged at Pussy's and saw daylight.

DJ What's in a name? DJ Foolish Yet Realistic DJ The Party Don't Stop Til I Stop The Beats So Dance Bitch Otherwise I'll Pop A Cap In Your Ass DJ Anal Preparation (Wipe/Wax/Bleach) DJ M. Night Shyamalan Looking For A Fast Buck And A Twist In The Tail All good names I've suggested there

Man, that is not gonna work. You should have given up and waited for a proper dvd. It reminds me of when i'm watching football on an internet stream and seperate FM radio commentary on the hi-fi, the stream is usually 10 seconds behind the live radio commentary and it becomes a complete mindfuck. I would say rewatch it properly but you've ruined the movie for yourself already watching it in this way. You probably would have enjoyed it.

Got the Pacific Rim 3D Blu-Ray arriving on my doorstep tomorrow morning (avoided reading very much about it thus far) so will report back after viewing. You're Next 4/10 - Too lame and obvious. Expected more after seeing some 7/10 reviews. Carrie 6/10 - Nice effort but too much of a by the numbers remake like 'Let Me In', some nice atmospheric scenes and cool special effects but it's too distracting when you know how chapters are going to play out. Out Of The Furnace 7/10 - This was building up nicely for the first 3/4 of the film then just sort of faded out. Which was i guess intentional, to be poetic. Woody Harrelson is one scary son of a bitch in this, Bale is on top form, very sympathetic character as is Casey Affleck as the badass war vet and an unrecogniseable Zoe Saldana (didn't know it was her till afterwards). Redneck dramas rock. Lovelace 6/10 - It had a kind of TV movie vibe, i expected Coumbo to appear and arrest her scumbag husband. Watchable. Charlie Countryman 5.5/10 - A crazy ass caper with LeBiouf flying to Romania to find himself after the death of mum and believing that fate has found him a nice Romanian woman to love and cherish. It's ok, just seems a little pointless and not as poignant as it intended to be. Good supporting cast. Saw 8/10 - I revisited this again on TV the other night for the first time in like 8 years. I really relish the mindfuck elements of the script and how these guys put it together on such a low budget. Good shit. After Earth 4/10 - The first half hour was absolutely torture, verging on unwatchable. I almost gave up on it. I never give up though, even Sound Of My Voice i saw through to the bitter end. Sat and watched the special effects and the shit acting from Will Smith's son. Took it for what it was: An M. Night Shyamalan Turd. Some nice concept art on the DVD extras. Trance 6.5/10 - Nice and twisty turny but would have benefited from watching not knowing any single thing about it, the problem was I think everyone knew it was twisty turny and it was impossible to explain anything about the plot without mentioning the twisty turny nature of the beast. Whether you embrace these twists and turns are another matter, i felt some bits were contrived and slightly naff, some were excellent. Will rewatch. I'm So Excited 6.5/10 - Camp farce on a plane. I usually love this guys flashback sequences but these ones felt disconnected to everything else that was going on. Pretty disjointed overall. But some funny bit. Grown Ups 2 - 5/10 - Expected worse but at an hour and 40 minutes was way too long. Still nothing really up to the standard of Spring Breakers apart from maybe American Hustle and 12 Years. Will see how Pacific Rim goes tomorrow evening :-D

The spooning scene should have been deleted from The East completely and edited into Sound Of My Voice where it belonged.

The Purge - 3/10 I can't really get past the shit premise. So i threw the DVD into in the skip and danced on it's grave. Watched it on Tivo later in the week. Threw my Tivo box into the sea when the tide was out. The East - 7/10 Lets get this straight this is a vast improvement on this hipsters 'Sound Of My Voice' which is my most hated film of 2012 and indeed the decade, 7/10 for improvement in narrartive and structure. bUt also for makin sure the hipsters bike had gears and brakes on this bike as he rode through forest....(deep breath) :D American Hustle - 8.5/10 It's all about that opening scene. Bale gettin his hair right only for Coopers FBI agent to mess it up. The story is as tangled as the methods Bale uses to perfect his barnet. Love it. Inland Empire - 9.6/10 Where do i begin?

it's got those crunchy bits in it like Surripere. And some of Kellogs stuff.