jesus christ i don't even want to think about the kind of porn you watch
See, I figured I'd maximize lols (if any) by posting the picture without the sub-sub-Seinfeld commentary that I was thinking, ie, "why do guys call women chicks? 'look at that puffy peeping ball of fluff, aaaah yeah.' It's weird, right? Who are these people?" but apparently that plan backfired incredibly and now I just seem creepy. And thus a joke becomes a FWP.
To be honest, I hit 32 and now I don't even want to watch porn. I just want a hug, a nap, and a winning lotto ticket.
i love the way that the term "solo" makes it sounds mildly sophisticated, like a classical music piece.
i can just imagine someone getting on stage at the proms and cracking one out.