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  1. Bechuga

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    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Finally

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

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  2. Bechuga

    How do you get to France from England?

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Euro

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      The A71 under the channel.

  3. Bechuga

    Everything is a collector's edition if you don't throw it away

    1. Hail Sagan

      Hail Sagan

      word

    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      woah

  4. Bechuga

    Tip for passwords: use download cards

    1. auxien

      auxien

      *changes WATMM password to "download cards"

      yeah this works great actually thanks!

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      No prob! *logs in to auxien's account*

  5. Bechuga

    I don't want to acheive immortality through my work I want to acheive immortality through drinking Woody Allen's blood

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      that's not all you want to drink out of woody is it? ;)

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I don't mind which part of Woody I have to drink the blood from *v*

  6. Bechuga

    Explaining your own jokes to people = saddest sound in the world

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      LEAVE BRISBOT ALONE

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Explaining your own farts to pepole = Best joke in the world

  7. Bechuga

    EU more like EW amirite

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      you dropped the J

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      EU more like EWJ amirite

  8. Bechuga

    New AE? What happened to the old AE?

    1. usagi

      usagi

      it went awae

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      penis

  9. Bechuga

    Vague New Year's Resolution to Read New Scientist Weekly: Going Good

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I feel smot

    2. may be rude

      may be rude

      nice, forgot about that one. science daily is good and phys.org is too

  10. Bechuga

    Weirdest question of the week: "Do you need anything from Middlesborough?"

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      ask for a middle sized bra

       

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I asked for a pack of Marlboros

  11. Bechuga

    I've run out of websites to go to .__.

    1. WeAreOceans

      WeAreOceans

      humblebrag

    2. logakght

      logakght

      quora

  12. Bechuga

    Trolls gonna troll

    1. may be rude

      may be rude

      explain

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      trolololol

  13. Bechuga

    Everyone I went to high school with thinks I'm dead

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      ANOTHER HALLOWEEN COMES BY / AND I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL PAIN

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      My familiar face / comes back to haunt them again

  14. Bechuga

    Don't understand 'speedrunning'. Aren't most types of running at speed?

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      and thus was born the concept of videogame powerwalking

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Super Mario 64 (Powerwalk Video Playthrough)

  15. Bechuga

    I tried to be good and not eat all the cookies but then I did and then I felt bad sorry tummy :(

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      RIP Bechuga - 'He sure loved his cookies'

    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      tummy's staying at my place for the time being m8, don't even think about contacting her til you get your shit together

  16. Bechuga

    seriously though who is Richard

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      hi richard

    2. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      Yes, who is Richard?!

      http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Alpert

  17. Bechuga

    I've noticed a lot of people talk to themselves in my daily life...is it a sign they'd rather be demented/mad than talk to me?

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Yeah but you know, maybe I should start on those chocolate chip cookies. I mean, yes they're a damn cliché, but thats no reason to avoid them. They're just lying there, come on. I should get over myself imo.

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      STOP READING MY MIND

  18. Bechuga

    Unleash the fartist in you

    1. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      perp

  19. Bechuga

    Vague status update lacking details to be understandable to anyone but the poster of said status update

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Actual update: my butt itchy

  20. Bechuga

    All my stories feature cake as the only joy in life.

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      I am to cake as Murakami is to jazz, cats and girls with sexy ear lobes.

  21. Bechuga

    Listening to Wagner in 24bit flac, wishing I had a helicopter and/or gallant steed to ride

    1. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      "charlie don't surf"

  22. Bechuga

    SO TIRED

    1. may be rude

      may be rude

      go to sleep

  23. Bechuga

    Wearing a coat indoors cuz it's so COLD

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      its colddd in the D

  24. Bechuga

    If those Simpson writers are so smart, why is the show hideously unfunny

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      EGG-ZACT-LEE

  25. Bechuga

    CHATMM failed the Bechdel test

    1. triachus

      triachus

      they were talking about me right? cant blame 'em

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