zaphod
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8.4 best new troon post
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3/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re_TPMj6_NQ
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that trump tweet is indistinguishable from a dril tweet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8bUtIfpSo
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my showing of it was packed full of rowdy latino teens. the only thing that rivaled this level of cholo was the later fast and the furious movies and maybe paranormal activity. i was expecting to see a moonbounce with racing fins floating around the parking lot. anyway it was horrible, although i did like watching the fat kid get cucked repeatedly by a child with a stutter. really put things in perspective.
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the east - the scene where they are eating and the crusty leader asks her to eat soup without using her hands and she struggles and then the other crusties all smugly take their spoons in their mouths and feed the person next to them in one deliberate motion. the oa - the contemporary dance sequence at the end https://vimeo.com/75823914 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyhDGmCV_s0 these are legitimate low points in western culture
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brit marling is at least partially responsible for two of the most embarrassing scenes in movie/television history so i'll give her that
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chapo is fine when they're analyzing movies but the latest few have been really bad and virgil texas (uuuuuuuuugh) is unlistenable
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http://www.darkhorizons.com/leto-blinded-himself-for-blade-runner-2049/
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it could have been funnier without that jake guy. god i hate that guy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8ebd9bzopQ
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https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/massive-equifax-data-breach-could-impact-half-u-s-population-n799686 this is fucking crazy
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pretty sure all of my info was stolen in this equifax shit.
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silicon valley was great until it became clear there is no end game for the show around season three. but that first season is very funny. the one episode of halt and catch fire that i watched was terrible. like amc was clearly trying to make a prestige television show in line with mad men and failed miserably. it was so tv writers room in every aspect.
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it's like american psycho except instead of describing putting rats up a girl's pussy it describes a murder.
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Ridley Scott has some ideas
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Steely dan is for big boys. Cool customers.
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please get michael bay please get michael bay
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finished the leftovers. i've never seen a show that had so many great episodes of television with so many horrible moments in them. there's a sound design thing on this show, where like a rush of noise will build and then there's a hard cut to near silence. they do this over and over until it becomes parody. and the score made me never want to hear max richter again. and i felt the last episode was classic lindelof, with the penultimate ep teasing some ideas that never really get resolved and then the final concluding with an (extremely moving and well acted) monologue that felt like it should have been an entire episode. and yet, i loved this show. basically a premium cable version of lost with better acting, writing and direction. weird to think the woman who directed deep impact helmed like half the episodes of this show but hey, whatever works.
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https://warontherocks.com/2017/09/welcome-to-the-h-bomb-club-north-korea/ interesting article
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wind river - taylor sheridan is trash. portentous, ridiculous dialogue, preachy, sullen tone. he seems to think he's the poet laureate of the american west, like the heir to cormac mccarthy. i thought hell or high water was garbage, easily the most overrated movie of the last five years, but this was even worse. lady snowblood - bought this during criterion's sale. pretty disappointing. couldn't get through the second one. low grade japanese pulp, not even particularly interesting as a b-movie like lone wolf and cub or the samurai trilogy. not surprised it inspired tarantino's worst film.
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oh fuck no
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why do you care about this shit so much? The lore. The EU. Aren't you older than me? I had those cool books of all the ships and shit when I was fucking 10 and then I stared whacking off and realized that shit was lame. what's your excuse? I honestly don't get it. It's one thing to be vaguely excited about a Star Wars film coming out because you liked it as a kid, it's an entirely different fucking expanded universe away to be certifiably over the age of 12 and be posting "leaked lore" about a new space ship with laser IN THE FUCKING MADE UP IMAGINARY CONEXT OF A MOVIE FOR CHILDREN. at least post this shit talking about your disappointment with the art direction or something. Or is your life really that lame that you have to pretend Star Wars is real. Dang! lol
