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zaphod

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  1. or there's something called a schedule and Johansson was already too busy to score this movie. But no it's probably zimmer trying to destroy him.
  2. you guys talk more about some space thing than walter becker of steely dan
  3. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
  4. i know what you need: http://youtubedoubler.com/lSc6 i don't get it
  5. can i buy my dr. oetker pizza, psoriasis cream and $4.99 dvd of herbie fully loaded without engaging in FUCKING conversation with this CUNT cashier
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqxOzKNFks
  7. why on earth would you buy an apple watch?
  8. wasn't a big fan of emperor, too much orchestral cheese going on in the background
  9. i need some black metal that sounds like 9:18 into this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLfLBbSg_Cc
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=61&v=BH1EVuTVK0c
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSbJyxZ01A
  12. wicket raped leia offscreen in jedi and the result was the human/ewok hybrid nicknamed snoke. the ewok genes caused him to age rapidly so he's basically a sith with progeria. everyone in the galaxy knows but it's not spoken about. luke was so disgusted he exiled himself. all will be revealed in the next chapter of the star wars, which will be two hours of rey vomiting while luke says "those goddamn ewoks" over and over under his breath.
  13. how dark we talkin
  14. heads up, they want marriage before sex. gross
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