fenton
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because after a tidal wave the ocean is drained out so the cycle would be either tidal wave or no / little water innit?
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it was like an episode out of breaking bad. so lush. quite good.
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Pac-Man - prod.ly https://prod.ly/product/00042286974118/en Written, produced & arranged at Lannerlog Studios. AA1 recorded at Monroe Production Co. AA2 engineered at Greystoke Studios. Pac-Man courtesy of Namco
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surefire way to dream mental is to rape your serotonin with drugs and stay up too long then reap the fucked up benefits for a few days semi recommended
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Dude, Where's My Bra? This summer, Ashton Kutcher, after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia, wakes up and finds out he is a pre-op transexual in a stoner dude's body. Revolt as he stands in the queue at Central Station lost property office claiming that he 'wasn't this saggy before he gave up cocaine'. Dude, Where's My Spar? This summer, Ashton Kutcher after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia spends well more than 24 days looking for Spar in Glasgow but only finding Londis, Nisa and a closed HMV. Dude, Where's My Scar? This summer, Ashton Kutcher after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia, finds himself strapped to a hospital bed and in possession of a newborn. After much confusion and physical comedy in which it is revealed he gave birth by Caesarian section, in an unexpected and unexplained twist, it is discovered that the scar is actually on his back but just covered by a tattoo that says "DUDE" leaving ample room for a sequel [or prequel] about the other guy who looked like Stickler from American Pie. Dude, Where's My Star? This summer, Ashton Kutcher after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia, finds himself with a telescope up his arse looking for the south pole even though the Poles have shifted and are now working as labourers in Dubai. Dude, Where's My Jar? This summer, Ashton Kutcher after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia, finds himself being drug tested after waking up with a needle hanging out of his thigh during the 2015 Oscars ceremony, 10 bucks says you won't believe where he tried to hide his sample. Dude, Where's My Czar? This summer, Ashton Kutcher after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia causes a world war with Russia. Dude, Where's My R? This summer, Ashton Kutcher after a bout of horrifying Ambien related amnesia, finds himself stuck in a loop during the filming of Jobs during a scene where his bloody ruddy R key has gone fucking missing.
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"IT'S 4:20, MAN" It's 4:20, Man is a 2016 American terrorism disaster comedy film written and directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg in their second directorial debut, and stars Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson. The movie centers around a group of real life actors - on a plane - as they circle around the planet maintaining a speed which analbles them to remain at 4:20, man, every second of the way. Introducing a new cinematic technique which shows the really stoned actors hallucinations out of the windows as they pass several wonders of the world, a hilarious and unexpected twist reveals that the plane hasn't even left London Luton and it has all been a dream or something out of the Ryan Air inflight magazine.
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Meta Critic: The Movie (10/10) Dazzling multi layered speculative future comedy in which film critics are seen to critique films about them critiquing films in what has been described as 'a meta meta meta meta meta apocalypse' and given 5 stars already so you don't have to.
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Unexpected Consequences A sure fire contender for Oscars glory, this 2015 film breaks all existing cinema rules as we follow a series of unrelated and unexpected consequences as they come to fruition - with often hilarious consequences.
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Octopus 8: Octopus in the City. Following a mixup in the hospital, a giant squid is given breathing apparatus and welded to a wheel chair with unexpected consequences.
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Shark vs Window At Brighton Seaworld, James the shark discovers a portal into a land of dry looking tall creatures with yummy looking skin. Through a series of increasingly frustrated internal monologues we hear James' thoughts as he repeatedly smashes his little cuddly shark nose into the portal which seems protected by an inexplicable forcefield. James eventually learns to love the portal and in a tender closing moment, makes love to it as a spectator films close up in shaky cam from the other side.
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lol
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A Lion: Resurrection Practical FX horror in which - using reversed sequences - a lion is seen to emerge out of the fire his capturers placed him in backwards. Other scenes bear such revelations as a child putting a half eaten apple into his mouth and it emerging whole and dew drops dripping back onto leaves.
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This week in Better Call Saul: A Clare Danes lookalike playing a Carrie Mathison impersonator.
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Aliens on Alien It is the year twenty twelfty and scientific progress has come on leaps and bounds. In this, the 14th part of our ongoing series on Xenomorphs, Sigourney Weaver narrates as our humble gang of creatures watch Alien for the first time, with startling and 'often funny' results.
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yeah that's called being drunk from drinking 7 half a litres of beer It's 9% beer, i.e. malt liquor, I.E. you can get a type called Maximator in Holland. 7 cans = borked.
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Inherent Vice - Very Lush / 10
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does anyone hear a string sample from goldie - timeless?
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In the same universe but out of order and context which is why yay omg.
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I've read all the books and watched all the video versions and I'd make a sweeping statement and say the current TV series is the most disassociated from the canon and that's possibly what makes me love it even more. I dreaded to watch it at first.
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Some of Red Dragon will be tackled in season 3. The trailer looks pretty. [youtubehd]9kN7fhWnhdM[/youtubehd] Cool, think I'll steer clear of the book until the series has finished then, thanks! read them, they tenuously linked, at best, to the TV show. you're more likely to spoil the book by watching the tv than vice versa.
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haha i found the double incredibly tedious and pretentious! really looking forward to Inherent Vice though, even if it also tedious, not out in cinema till 30th in the UK :(
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schweppes and fevertree both do slimline tonic
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Probably wants to be reworded a bit I think most of us on here are proud of our little bits of self diagnosed autism. I know i am
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the interview 10/10 apocalypse now redux - 196 minutes / 10 the interview 10/10 apocalypse now redux - 196 minutes / 10
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All that matters is if she is into afxs or not? TBH the orphanage scene here is an atrocity and one of the most corrupt industries in one of the most corrupt countries in the world but I don't bother young girls with the trufacts, in fact I don't bother them at all anymore. /puts down pipe /puts on slippers
