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Plum

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    I need help. I require a new phrase along the lines of... “slicker than cum on a gold tooth” “slicker than owl shit” “smoother than a greased up pool boy”
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    birds

    Plum replied to dingformung's topic in General Banter

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    Don’t suppose you’ve got a photo of a chimps belly button on your hard drive have ya?
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    How come dogs & cats don’t have belly buttons?
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    Thicc fog
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    I like driving in thick fog.
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    this sentence is impressively hard to read The truth is correct when spoken in the past but only if tomorrow.
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    Joyrex I’ll swap you my HaMTR for your MoM?
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    Who ate all the souls? Who ate all the souls? You fat Richard, You fat Richard, You ate all the souls!
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    Just picked up this well lush album at a charity shop... Come on my dear friends let’s have some afx acid
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    Bet you had to google DS9 cast tho
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    Do you know this actor’s name? Nope, thought not. Nobody does, not even the man himself. Everybody just knows him as that Scottish fella who was Geordi La Forge on Star Trek.
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    Hold up! Is that a real poster? If so, fuck. edit: or movie even?
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    I stand erected
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    Movie poster designs are so crappy and bland these days. What was the last good one? That cool Black Swan one maybe?
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    The lack of serious Oscar nods is toss
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    Is that fart beast the same kind Luke sucks off?
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    middle-age spread Is real.
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    He looks like a used condom.
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    Garth Brooks - Double Live, 21 million copies sold. Still toss tho innit.
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    ... and a fart is an imprisoned poo’s cry for help
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    Really fantastic.
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    Those animoji are really fantastic.
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