Candiru
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Cruising
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I'm all for it. It's when they try to put that on something with pizza sauce that the guillotines get sharpened
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This is out and so far I definitely dig I also really like these new Baroness tracks
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Maria Full Of Grace
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Whenever I see the brand DKNY anywhere, my brain says “dick knee”
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Remains Of The Day
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*reads Animal Farm once*
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I just tried raw oysters for the first time like 5 minutes ago. Seafood always seems perverted but strangely healthy.
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Shipwrecked
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“I love Wikileaks!” - Trump
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Mississippi Burning
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I like the end of a cold where you hack up green stuff. Always a satisfying purge, like alleviating blue balls of the sinuses
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Picnic At Hanging Rock
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There are certain Zeppelin songs I don't care about hearing again, like Rock and Roll. But they had so many good songs.
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The Big Sick
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So my mom's neighbor's house burned down. I guess the flames came sort of close but nothing bad happened to her house. She sent me the pic of the neighbor's house in a full blazing inferno. I texted back saying "glad nothing bad happened" and then Burning Down The House! with a pic of David Byrne in the big suit.
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I’d rather eat a lobster roll than crack open a whole lobster.
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This is a spicy burrito
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Lords of Chaos
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I use corn husks and moss to wipe after taking a bison shit. I find the coverage and absorbency to be rather luxurious for life on the prairie.
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I get my news from Skynet
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I don’t keep in touch with anyone.
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Is marijuana use an unspoken rule for posting on WATMM?
Candiru replied to a topic in General Banter
I just ate some of that, and I’m sitting in a posh bar in Northampton, MA. I’m about to eat some mussels and fries with a nice Belgian ale. -
A concept album about The Price Is Right
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I think we need Democrats in office and we need to stay politically engaged. It’ll be easier to improve things when we’re not being held hostage by a rogue political party who’s been pretending Trump isn’t retarded for about 3 years now.
