Candiru
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Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
Man Chest By The Sea Enemy At The Gapes Gaping Ned Devine A Beautiful Hind Brokeback Mountin' Gorillas In The Minge Glans Labiarynth -
Critters
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2 sexy 4 words
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Ted Bundy next MCU film
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I accidentally clicked the wrong thread but was able to hit the x in time to not actually visit that thread.
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Just don’t watch superhero movies and space out when people start talking about them.
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Listen to tv static through a seashell. A landmark in the genre.
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Good thing Barr totally sucks at this.
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Tournament of Chairs Bruce Willis Dead Whole Movie
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Agua
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Something Wicked This Way Comes
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It took me a while to listen to Heaven And Hell, but I was pleasantly surprised and it has one of my favorite album covers ever.
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Booty Call
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I saw some clips of underwater snails and sea anemones swallowing fish whole and the first thing that came to mind was a giant sea pussy engulfing everything in its path. Imagine one of these things being big enough to devour a fuckin aircraft carrier.
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Crouching Cat, Hidden Iguana
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Nah those are all good. Technical Ecstasy and Never Say Die aren’t as bad as they’re made out to be either. The band Ghost is basically The Shins with lyrics about Satan but they’re considered metal while Kvelertak is not, according to The Metal Archives. I’ve mentioned this before but it’s still so goddamn silly
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I wonder how many more people would drink coffee regularly if they got constipated.
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teh increbible ebible eggz
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As silly as Warren is made out to be, she makes way more sense than Bernie on a lot of issues.
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Breaking The Waves
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Even hippies from Sweden are xenophobes then. I just thought he came across more legit in the debate. I don’t doubt he says sketchy stuff.
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Zizek May be a weirdo himself, but he really did make JP look dumb. I don’t know where all the “they agree on everything” comments I’ve read came from. He gave JP enough rope to hang himself, he was just way too polite about it.
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"phony" is another word only old people use, and Trump says it
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So when you stream Lil Dicky's new environmental song, "Earth" off Spotify, you are killing the planet. That actually makes sense!
