Candiru
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Brose Before Gose English Hoarder Deported Brown Ale
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Well just hot diggity damn then, motherfuckers.
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I'm driven to insanity keeping up with everything. Well, I'm already losing my mind and none of this is what the doctor ordered.
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Soggy Powerbottom Bois
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satisfaction guaranteed
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It's Cavalcade of Glee pure flames
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
10 Things I 'bate About You She's All Fat Never Been Pissed Varsity Cooze Good Furburger -
Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
The Neon Semen Once Upon a Time in Erica The King of Cum in me Bone Alone 2: Lust in New York 2 Asses 2 Curious On Goldenshower Pond Masturbator Commander: The Furry Side of the World -
I think the point is we need to do something about mental health, and by extension, gun control. But we just took a step backwards on that, so I'ma just cartwheel through a hail of bullets into a Chick-Fil-A.
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Muffington Roast Reichtfart
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All of those planets they just discovered? No go zones. SpaceWalls.
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Just another thing you do when you have nothing to hide, right? Screw answering questions about ignoring DHS data that contradicts their stupid travel ban. Having to talk about obstructing the FBI investigation into their Russian ties probably wouldn't be too fun either. So just ban those meddling kids. Keep those leaks coming.
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The Fall with Gillian Anderson. I'm in the middle of season 2. Serial killers are such dicks.
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Is marijuana use an unspoken rule for posting on WATMM?
Candiru replied to a topic in General Banter
Looks like a quick cash grab now that they're on borrowed time. Everyone knows how unpopular this would be. Hail Mary -
And if Jeff Sessions decides to ignore Rinsed Penis' move, expect a leak about him too.
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The Shark Knight A cannabalistic billionaire in a very non-flexible shark suit can't decide whether he wants to save people or eat them. So he does both, in that order. His Gatling gun is state of the art, if only he was mobile enough to use it. He's arrested within the first 20 minutes and spends the rest of the film in custody eating sardines before he answers any questions. In prison he only reads books about Atlantic salmon and gets Jesus fish tattoos all over his whole body. In the last 5 minutes, he gets shot by a prison guard played by a CGI Roy Schieder.
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On some things? Tell us what subjects you agree with louise mensch on so we can all laugh you off watmm forever She loves Brexit, which is weird. But she's been digging into the Russian connection pretty hard and it ends up checking out.
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The media has been catching up to a lot of what he's been saying. Same thing with Louise Mensch as much as I disagree with her on some things.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPqhCePVNjo This is well worth listening to.
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This whole thing is about to crash and burn very soon. Stay tuned!
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Stephen Miller will be the deputy genital inspector. Welcome to Hell.
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I got lost on some trails in the woods because they were mad complex and the maps they had are notoriously inaccurate. I found my way back to the visitors center by seeing what was north on the map, and the sun setting in the west. I coulda died real bad but I didn't. Woohoo. Then I drank like a gallon of water in 0.0002 milliseconds.
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"No go zones"? What the hell is that? What happens there? The police aren't prepared for guys with guns, I guess. Which is weird because they're supposed to be police, right? But that goes to show you how safe some of these countries have been for some time. Imagine being able to leave your baby in a carriage outside while you run into a store. Par for the course in Denmark, but they have much stricter immigration VIP access than Sweden. I don't think there's an easy answer to this whole thing, but there are a lot of people who move to Sweden or Denmark and have a jolly good time. I worked with a girl from Iraq who knew how to party.
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12 Years a Leprechaun A "little man" goes out drinking on St. Patrick's Day and due to his short stature, gets wasted really fast and blacks out. He wakes up in a circus clown's living room surrounded by chocolate gold coins and boxes of Lucky Charms cereal. The clown is mentally deranged and performs misguided experiments on the little man to get him to start using magical powers. After 4,279 attempts and abysmal failure, an FBI agent played by Ice-T busts in and saves him, but the little man NEVER forgets. His bloodthirsty vengeance against all clowns begins a reign of terror the likes of which his small town of Yokelsburg, Iowa has never seen. The film will sweep the oscars and become canonized for its stunning cultural critique.
