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  1. Cryptowen
    zoomer Donnie Darko. Frank the rabbit replaced by Big Chungus. The Madworld song would be replaced by a sad piano cover of bangarang by skrillex
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    try to eat clean for a couple days before or else you might get some nasty shits. other than that shrooms are pretty unpredictable in terms of what a certain dose might do (much moreso than LSD imo)
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    whenever western buddhists start talkin about life being pure suffering i feel like that one newspaper clipping of a wwii vet saying "ah well i had a great time in the war, actually. got to fly an airplane, went to france, killed 50 dudes"
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    beautiful haiku
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    raw horse meat & dijon mustard
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    i had high hopes for 2021 when rudy giulianni said we were going to move ot a system of trial by combat
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    ^when the ultra-clean square arps drop around a minute in amazing how he can still get me with this kinda stuff after so much time
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    good classes i had in school: roman history middle school shop class (threw a hammer at a kid once because he called me babowen) introduction to electronics high school art class (the teacher described one of the paintings i submitted as "an insult to art")
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    my life from june first to mid september every year:
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    north american public schooling is trash
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    it'd be kinda wild if there were 20something libertarian kids living in china who every time a news story about the USA came out said "actually this is a good thing, because it's going to help bring about the golden age of the worldwide free market society"
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    i sure hope the guys workin in the factory where they print NBA merchandise don't know what "nothin' but net" means; would be hella awk
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    @brian trageskinreally digging the installation pieces, particularly the box factory imo sometimes internet content rises up to another level & speaks to the broader social condition
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    things being ugly is officially the new cool. there was a press release about it pretty sure
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    here i was at my friend dingformung's house. he had just offered me one of his delicious homemade raw vegan calzones. i go to take a bite, and much to my surprise this gigantic ass watmm post about cancer pops out
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    i don't understand what layer do the turds go on
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    what if you made one of those wrapped pizzas but instead of eating it you held onto it. the next day you sauce it up & wrap it inside a larger calzone, cook it again. keep repeating the process. russian nesting pizza.
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    i knew someone once who found out on google that they had cancer just because they were born in early july. wild stuff
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    i reckon marx would have called idm bourgeois decadance but also he would have been pretty into gabber
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    sounds like a rude term for a french person
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    either that or i'm 270 degrees rightwing. but those kinda numbers are exclusively reserved for ppl who think things started going wrong around the time the tectonic plates started cooling
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    apparently may was the dryest may in montreal since like 1913 (which for some reason was insanely lower than any other year by far, so 2021 is the dryest discounting outliers). i was tanning in a field today & when i got up i was all cover in dead grass like a samsquanch
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    dont listen to them ding that breadbag full of pizza looks delicious i think the last time i ate pizza was like in early october
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    why image is rotated. help computer
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