Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You know those wanks where when you climax, you close your eyes and all energy leaves you, and you can do nowt but sit there for a while untill your capable of moving or typing. Then you get butterflies in your stomach and you feel all weird as its become hard to walk? Man just had one of those, so so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 have sex please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 have sex please I can't shes out tonight, its student night, she won't get home till around 4 and even then I'm not going round to see her, as I don't think the bus runs at that time of the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 i think you have confused wanking with tummy tickles from mum... but that's just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 When someone posts a thread like this, and it get's a whole load of responses, I roll my eyes and think to myself "that's watmm". When someone posts a thread like this, and it is mostly ignored, I become very uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 i think you have confused wanking with tummy tickles from mum... but that's just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 next time try it with something in your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 next time try it with something in your butt. I heard on the streets that you supposedly cum stupid hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 next time try it with something in your butt. I heard on the streets that you supposedly cum stupid hard word is bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 there seems to be a lot more uncontrolled teenage angst on watmm these days. not sure what that's all about. even from some of the older members. all very odd. *faps furiously before busting through drywall with erect pen0r in hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I knocked one out at work yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I knocked one out at work yesterday. i've been tempted a couple of times but the toilets at my work are way too public (ie. people entering all the time) zole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 yeah, mine are like that too. I just thought to hell with it and did the deed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE WANKS WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 *busts through drywall with penis, impaling someone on the other side* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE WANKS WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP Thats it in one^^. Also I don't see this as angst, its more joy than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE WANKS WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WANK HOW 'BOUT YOUR FUCKIN' FACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy WATMM has taken him over, you enter here innocent and nice and leave dead inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 edit I thought of you, honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 My bedroom is on the downstairs floor of our house right next to the kitchen and we have very thin walls, in fact if you peer out of the kitchen window at the right angle you can see me sat at my computer. Thus wanking has become as thrilling as playing Thief: moving with the silence of the whispering winds, listening with a sharpened ear for the the footsteps of the "guards", and sticking closely to the shadows. And sticking closely to the inside of my underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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