Guest JohnTqs Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 motherfuckin legit lol 500th post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wall Bird Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dolphins are no laughing matter: Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs AUGUST 30, 2000 HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae, have evolved opposable thumbs on their pectoral fins. "I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy fuck,'" said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. "That's it for us monkeys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Man this kind of shit annoys the fuck out of me. Maybe its just the people I know in real life who are into this kind of shit also annoy the fuck out of me by reading this shit out loud and laughing in obnoxious nasal voices. But yeah, this and lolcats and "wat" and a few other internet memes are just so painfully annoying for me to see sometimes. I also used to be annoyed reading lol and rofl and shit like that but I got used to it. Maybe its just another "lol" but I fucking hate it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr12000 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fred McGriff Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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autopilot Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Man this kind of shit annoys the fuck out of me. Maybe its just the people I know in real life who are into this kind of shit also annoy the fuck out of me by reading this shit out loud and laughing in obnoxious nasal voices. But yeah, this and lolcats and "wat" and a few other internet memes are just so painfully annoying for me to see sometimes. I also used to be annoyed reading lol and rofl and shit like that but I got used to it. Maybe its just another "lol" but I fucking hate it right now. i r teh internet grumpz lol i need hugz tiem nao plx :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr12000 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 NSFW » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Man this kind of shit annoys the fuck out of me. Maybe its just the people I know in real life who are into this kind of shit also annoy the fuck out of me by reading this shit out loud and laughing in obnoxious nasal voices. But yeah, this and lolcats and "wat" and a few other internet memes are just so painfully annoying for me to see sometimes. I also used to be annoyed reading lol and rofl and shit like that but I got used to it. Maybe its just another "lol" but I fucking hate it right now. wat? rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 it was funny in the context of the thread because of how not funny it is by itself. most i has lol type pics are entirely anti clever. lolphins should be more about how dolphins are generically connected to new age spirituality and crap dollar store trinkets. combining dolphin images with other generic animal images you see on t-shirts and greeting cards, like wolves and deer, could be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pcock Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 i used to use a site for local music around chester where most of the people on it ended up bumping into each other at gigs every week and such, quite different to watmm, but there was a girl on there who was so absolutely terrified of sharks that she actually got scared by pictures of them, posting spoiler tagged pics like the one above in completely unrelated threads was the most gratifying trolling ive ever experienced, she would come up to you at gigs in tears because the random shark pics scared her so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 i used to use a site for local music around chester where most of the people on it ended up bumping into each other at gigs every week and such, quite different to watmm, but there was a girl on there who was so absolutely terrified of sharks that she actually got scared by pictures of them, posting spoiler tagged pics like the one above in completely unrelated threads was the most gratifying trolling ive ever experienced, she would come up to you at gigs in tears because the random shark pics scared her so much. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « lol, ima do that all the time now, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 it was funny in the context of the thread because of how not funny it is by itself. most i has lol type pics are entirely anti clever. lolphins should be more about how dolphins are generically connected to new age spirituality and crap dollar store trinkets. combining dolphin images with other generic animal images you see on t-shirts and greeting cards, like wolves and deer, could be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 You know, dolphins aren't all rainbow farts and smiles. They're actually really fucking aggressive. Dolphins in the wild are naturally aggressive. Dolphins have been recorded commiting homicide, infanticide and gangs of male dolphins have been recorded attacking and "raping" females. The bottlenosed dolphin pod off Scotland known as the Moray Firth frequently murder smaller harbor porpoises and even infant dolphins. Evey year, approximatly 15 harbor porpoises and 5 infant bottlenosed dolphins wash up dead. This behaviour is not limited to this area alone. Dolphins kill dolphins all the time and scientists now accept this as normal behaviour. What happens when humans interact with dolphins, especially forced interactions such as the ones that take place in captivity? People get hurt. They're fucking serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 You know, dolphins aren't all rainbow farts and smiles. They're actually really fucking aggressive. Dolphins in the wild are naturally aggressive. Dolphins have been recorded commiting homicide, infanticide and gangs of male dolphins have been recorded attacking and "raping" females. The bottlenosed dolphin pod off Scotland known as the Moray Firth frequently murder smaller harbor porpoises and even infant dolphins. Evey year, approximatly » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « RAAAAAA!!! 15 harbor porpoises and 5 infant bottlenosed dolphins wash up dead. This behaviour is not limited to this area alone. Dolphins kill dolphins all the time and scientists now accept this as normal behaviour. What happens when humans interact with dolphins, especially forced interactions such as the ones that take place in captivity? People get hurt. They're fucking serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Roland Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Personally, I think this thread is working fine. Each of these three lolphins are absolutely hilarious and are not crap in any way. Lolphins are the future of the internet: That last one is particularly good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 fail fail fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dolphin Rape Serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 this is like the kind of humor that was crafted by handicapped people :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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