Guest Yegg Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 So my mom came back from a parents meeting for my MUN (Model United Nations) class, and this is what she reported to me: Mom: So Mary was complaining about the students at the dance. Me: Why? Mom: She said they were dancing janitor to janitor! *mom claps hands together* Me: like how?! janitor to janitor?? Mom: NO! JANITORRRR TO JANITORRRRR! *clapping hands together again* I learned the next day from my MUN classmates that the lady complained about students “freak-dancing” aka “genital to genital” http://mymomisafob.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I don't know what a fob is. Does that make me a fob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 fob = fresh of the boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 *clapping hands together again* fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I don't know what a fob is. Does that make me a fob? FOB stands for “fresh off the boat,” and is a term often used to describe Asian immigrants who just aren’t quite on track with American culture. You know, if your family still eats Peking duck instead of turkey on Thanksgiving, owns a giant cleaver, and takes 20 more napkins than you need at KFC? That’s fob status[1] [1]http://mymomisafob.com/faq/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Text message I received randomly during the night. when you pass through waters, I will be with you and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. when you walk through the fire, you will not be burned,the flames will not set you ablaze. you are mine. good nite~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol. The favorite one I get from my employees here is there's one guy who always tells me to "hold down!" instead of hold on. I haven't clued him in yet as I enjoy it too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Terpentintollwut Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I received this text message years ago, kept it cause I always wanted to find out what it's about IMAS LI TI KOMSIJA INTERNET ADRESU. SNEZA not funny but still...what language is that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest A/D Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 oh man the best is one of the chinatown bus ladies in NYC always walking around in a black knit cap with a pot leaf on it. she is my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Mom: She is so elmo! Me: What?! Mom: You know. Da skinny jean! Dark hair in her face. You know, elmo! fucking lol man. this site is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 i would have assumed it stood for fucked up bitch EDIT; oh jesus fucking christ its a fucking 'o' im an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffa Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 fat obese bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I received this text message years ago, kept it cause I always wanted to find out what it's about IMAS LI TI KOMSIJA INTERNET ADRESU. SNEZA not funny but still...what language is that i only found this http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kom%C5%A1ija its bosnian i guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. THANK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. THANK YOU I think fobs are funny, I don't think they should be eradicated, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. THANK YOU You're both idiots, and just shows how racially ignorant you really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol fuck jews and chinks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Fucking honkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 my mother in law is fob. she spent one morning here while i was working, she spent the morning doing the dishes in the sink for a good hour in a half, standing right next to the dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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