Alzado Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 whenever I'm browsing the forum for something entertaining or informative, I never read any thread started by assegai or in which he was the last poster. -Alzado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 HEY U TALK ABOUT GAY SO MUCH THAT I BET YOUR ACTUALLY GAY IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 whenever I'm browsing the forum for something entertaining or informative, I never read any thread started by assegai or in which he was the last poster. -Alzado so you wont even go back and browse your own thread because he was the last poster? - no weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 i dont read watmm unless its fred or alzado posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 i'll cut my dick off before i soberly post in a no-weed thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 ill cut my clit off before i soberly post on watmm lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'll perform genitalia mutilation on random watmm member's members, before posting in Analzado thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 analzado? lol analogue + azaldo baby? hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 ill cut my clit off before i soberly post on watmm lol holly shit. Don't do it baby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 lol *drinks up* *looks down* its still safe lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 What an interaction between LOL Alzado and myself may look like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 alzado is tom cruise - obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 stupid thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 welcome to the thread dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'm going to go have sex with my wife now back in a 1/2 hour with a full report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'm gonna be doing a live webstream and announcing for Bob's lovemaking session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 buuuuulllllsheeeeeit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 whenever I'm browsing the forum for something entertaining or informative, I never read any thread started by assegai or in which he was the last poster. -Alzado word up! awesome rule! i do the same thing with other members of the board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Alrighty then, good sex, not great, but damn good, B+/A- sex. So after crocodile dundee finished on the telly, she went upstairs first to slip into something more comfortable, light some candles, etc. whereupon I went in to find her in stockings, heels, and whatever that lingerie thing is I can't remember, it's kinda like a corset but it isn't. Anyway it was successful in inducing tracksuit pants boner. Turned on the hi-fi and Late Night Tales by Nightmares on Wax, I highly recommend it if you're looking for a good bootytime selection, some tight mixing as well. Started with the foreplay which was nice, a lot of fondling & grinding to get her juices flowing... then when the berry was just ripe for the picking, I slid on down into some cunnilingus, which, if I must say I'm quite the maestro at, worked that clit like afx on an analog synth. After driving here crazy for a while, then we proceeded to the blowjob which itself was exquisite. Gotta love the fact that I have a wife that enjoys giving blowjobs, and they've only gotten better over time. Have you guys noticed this phenomenon with your respective head givers? On to the coitus, started off with the missionary (which is always a good first card to play), did that for a while, got a little tired, then let her ride me for a while; which, when I grab onto her ass cheeks, makes me feel like I'm on a disneyworld ride. We proceeded to switch things up, I did her from behind bent over our desk, which is always great because we have a mirror there behind it, plus she loves it when I massage her back as I pump away. Finished off with her straddling me on our desk chair, nice orgasm but it wasn't well timed with the thrusting, i guess that's the price you pay for relinquishing control. Plus Autopilot was discreet and professional, I'd highly recommend him for all your barbecues, key parties, bat mitzvahs, etc. Sexually Yours, Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 the question is whether you came stupid hard and whether a finger was used Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 What an interaction between LOL Alzado and myself may look like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 how do you get tired from missionary or did you get tired of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 i've found that with proper enthusiasm any sex act can be perfected and bettered over time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I don't read any threads by ET or Sinicalypse just on principle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Everytime I read something by Fred Mc Griff I penis cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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