Alzado Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 this is for the male members (lol) out there, have any of you guys ever tried putting your penis into a vagina? it's awesome! it has this really wet, hot feel. it feels so great on your wiener. you know how it feels when you put your dong in a warm (but not too hot!) bowl of oatmeal? or an apple pie? it's sort of like that but better. at first i put it in and just sat there and that was pretty good. but then i realized that it feels even better if you move it in and out. i tried it faster and faster and that felt really good. but then i tried it really slow and that felt good too lol. it works waaaay better if you have a boner. i tried it when i didn't have a boner and i couldn't get it to go in. it just kept getting smushed against my pubes. but once i got a boner i was in there in no time. i like the whole thing. but it feels best at the end. you know it's the end because you feel like your wienie is going to explode. but not a bad explosion with fire and body parts. a good explosion if that makes any sense. it really feels so unbelievable. and i think my cat liked it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 damn i totally love you bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 hmm i dunno, explosions are pretty scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 this is for the male members (lol) out there, have any of you guys ever tried putting your penis into a vagina? it's awesome! it has this really wet, hot feel. it feels so great on your wiener. you know how it feels when you put your dong in a warm (but not too hot!) bowl of oatmeal? or an apple pie? it's sort of like that but better. at first i put it in and just sat there and that was pretty good. but then i realized that it feels even better if you move it in and out. i tried it faster and faster and that felt really good. but then i tried it really slow and that felt good too lol. it works waaaay better if you have a boner. i tried it when i didn't have a boner and i couldn't get it to go in. it just kept getting smushed against my pubes. but once i got a boner i was in there in no time. i like the whole thing. but it feels best at the end. you know it's the end because you feel like your wienie is going to explode. but not a bad explosion with fire and body parts. a good explosion if that makes any sense. it really feels so unbelievable. and i think my cat liked it too! You Whore I am going to start seeing other cats too now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 putting the lop in a sexy twat... that is very tricky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 one of my friends' go-to pick-up line to hot girls used to be "have you ever heard of sex?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 can you put vagina in a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 LOL Alzado, you have broken continuity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Is LUDD still seeing that persian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 where can i find one of these things? edit: can i get live cashback from it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 wtf you're like 92 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 i do not have a cat, i have a jar of overcooked pasta with clingfilm over the top. if i want rough sex i cook it al dente. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 When i first had a penis in my vagina it hurt and it wasnt even a very big penis. Now i enjoy it greatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 what's the best thing to put in my arsehole besides a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 what's the best thing to put in my arsehole besides a penis. The hand of papa rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 is this how is babby formed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 heteresexuality is ok. yes. i put my penis in a vagina regularly. sometimes it's very rewarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 putting the lop in a sexy twat... that is very tricky! but i guess in the end it is beating squirting up your squid to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 and i think my cat liked it too! i gather you have a really tiny weener then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 woah, so i guess autopilot was wrong after all how disappointing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I actually kind of prefer the apple pie. It doesn't try to make conversation right before I fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I hate to be picky but that's not my vagina. I was stabbed in the abdomen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktait2 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i found all this out by accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Once I stopped using jimmies with my now wife, I noticed that I could not keep up the oil rig piston during the explosion. My mushroom gets so fucking sensitive that I just have to park it and puke on the doorstep of her cervix. I actually have the urge to do these weird wiggle mini-thrusts but they seem too fagatini so I don't do them. ProTip: Moves are important--whether you're on the dancefloor or up in dem guts. you should totally do them. it might seem gay at first, but let me tell you, there's nothing straighter than that particular way of putting your penis into a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Once I stopped using jimmies with my now wife, I noticed that I could not keep up the oil rig piston during the explosion. My mushroom gets so fucking sensitive that I just have to park it and puke on the doorstep of her cervix. I actually have the urge to do these weird wiggle mini-thrusts but they seem too fagatini so I don't do them. ProTip: Moves are important--whether you're on the dancefloor or up in dem guts. lol That's one of funniest parts of sex. When you cum but try to keep thrusting out of some notion that 'maybe she won't notice or I'll get hard again before she does'. Usually when I see that she notices I ask her to get me a glass of water and I'm passed out by the time she gets back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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