Guest idrn Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 CAST THOU INTO A WATERY GRAVE VILE CHELICERATE ARTHROPOD didn't know whether to go with the nominative or objective there. either way, a sketchy fucking spider. probably dysdera crocata. which sounds cooler than 'woodlouse spider'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dude you should eat it and see what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 you could put a sign next to it, like tony danza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i'd totally mutant into spiderman, except my only ability is to gain sustenance from woodlice and have a bulbous yellow arse. a bit like joyrex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 IDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 That spider has seen you naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 spiderman spiderman friendly neighborhood spiderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 IDM I just stole your signature bro. - Akkad the Orphic Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Hmmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i have loads of them in my garden under a pile of bricks, they are little angry bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Hmmmmm..... Deal w/ it nerd - Akkad the Orphic Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 You used to be funny.... At least Surrealist convinced me of this... You are no longer funny.... Deal with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 That's what you get for trusting a Scotsman. - Akkad the Orphic Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Did Kaen take over your account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Kaen's under my desk earning money. - Akkad the Orphic Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 oi, whats that supposed to mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "bursts through concrete" ow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i think snakes scare me more than spiders. i havent seen any massive fucking spiders though. this dude chuck had a snake in his plane one time and it totally freaked me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 this dude chuck had a snake in his plane one time and it totally freaked me out *insert meme here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 My spider, Jericho, sucked the blood out of an insect in its tiny web, then died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 louse tongue is the scariest. he eats your tongue then latches onto what remains of it and pretends to be your tongue for ever. fortunately no further harm is caused to you (the host) and with what remains of the stump of your tongue, you can operate the little feller in the same way you would your tongue. he would be the most terrible person on earth if he didnt have such a cheeky little face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 ed and emily have just got a 'spider be gone plug' it sends out electromagnetic & ultrasonic waves that get rid of spiders. its hilarious to see the perfectly lovely emily turn into a psycopathic killer as soon as theres an 8-legged creature anywhere near her. thye both have arachnophobia. she was crying and shaking the other day because of a suspected spider attack (or 'hellish demons' as she likes to call them) because it was only ed in the house with her and he cant go near them. it did actually make a spider in my room go spastic, making it turn into the foetal position they really think will confuse enemies, while on a sliver of webbing, then it scarpered. edit* oh and ludd, i just cant look at the tongue-copier-crab without imagining what kinda head that fish would give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BCM Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 yeah ed and emily are so silly. i love them though, especially ed - he's such a joker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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