Guest Iain C Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Pissing standing up with the door open And pissing in the street for that matter. Pissing in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I don't feel manly when my piss hits the water and people can hear me so I always try to not directly hit the water with my urine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Because my piss sometimes goes not only in one direction but splits I got used to sitting down and doing it like girls do it. That's one of the least manlyest things anyone can do. :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 surely that only happens after ejaculation gaarg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 It's erection that does it, even a smaller one. Sometimes even not having an erection and just being slightly aroused. Takes two or three pisses after ejaculation to straigt my penis out too. God has punished me well for my wanking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Because my piss sometimes goes not only in one direction but splits I got used to sitting down and doing it like girls do it. That's one of the least manlyest things anyone can do. :ermm: I started out laughing, then I realised that this was actually quite sad, then I realised that I'm probably the least manly person on WATMM (and I'm including weed in this, although she's only marginally less manly than Producer Snafu). "Narrow Urethra" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 that confident feeling you get when you complete a task... you know... when you start to strut and boast... and give fist bumps to your peeps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Pissing from a great height, like from the 8th floor of a car park in Croydon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Pissing from a great height, like from the 8th floor of a car park in Croydon. Lol, you've done this too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 pissing off a bridge is pretty great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 pissing off a bridge is pretty great Send me your address and I'll ship you over some, wheat crunchies. No joke. buy one get one free on bags of nine from Tescos. Spicy Tomato x 3, Crispy Bacon x 3, Worcester Sauce x 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 drinking 10% lagers that come in 1-litre cans, while smashing bottles and throwing items of furniture in the air hell yeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Pissing from a great height, like from the 8th floor of a car park in Croydon. pissing off your next door neighbours roof whilst everyone in the pub opposite watches. then getting a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 vomiting out of a second story window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 opening bottles with my teeth and pretending not to care when the aforementioned action rips one of my teeth out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 on separate occasions i've asked people to leave the mens room because they were giving me stage fright. even though stage fright is far from manly... still better than standing silent at the urinal like some 50 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 opening bottles with my teeth and pretending not to care when the aforementioned action rips one of my teeth out I saw someone do this in a pub the other day (we were sneaking beer into the pub) and it made me cringe, eurgh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 on separate occasions i've asked people to leave the mens room because they were giving me stage fright. even though stage fright is far from manly... still better than standing silent at the urinal like some 50 year old you should have asked them to suck your willy to get the peepee to come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eh Speedy Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 going to an airshow and feeling a kinship w/ military machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 < insert any manly activity here > ... and then getting a boner /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 wearing a vest. not under a shirt but only a vest (and pants obv) being rude to call center people india who definitely aren't called "bob" staring out people in wheelchairs sucking wheat crunchies till they get all soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 opening bottles with my teeth and pretending not to care when the aforementioned action rips one of my teeth out I saw someone do this in a pub the other day (we were sneaking beer into the pub) and it made me cringe, eurgh! There was once this girl at a party that opened my friend's beer bottle with her eye socket. I cannot believe he didn't bang her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 everything because i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 steak beer porn breaking things, especially glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 steak beer porn breaking things, especially glass. All of these at the same time. Making sure the Steak is bloody, to accompany the porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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