thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 So its my last day and I don't really give a shit about the reference as I already have a good ref from here who knows of my plans to make an interesting last day. A few of the things I've done so far: *Call comes in* Me: Hello? Cx: Hello? Me: Hi I'm calling to activate a phone Cx: I'M calling to activate a phone Me: Wow! Whaaat? *hearty laugh* how did that happen? Cx: *Also laughing* I don't know! Must be the lines got crossed or something Me: Yeah, weird! Well good luck getting your phone activated. Cx: Yeah you too! Also I do this thing where I take a call in and immediately conference them into a different department and stay on the line with my mic on mute. In effect it looks like I'm working on the monitors, but I'm not and I'm just listening. Sometimes I pop in and say something strange to confuse them such as: Hello germany!!! Mexican holiday! Poopoo! I dunno... after typing it up it seems kind of lame but you guys have some pretty sick twisted minds and I figured we could come up with a few laughs. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 open up encyclopedia dramatica and look up irl trolling.... heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I dont really see anything there that pertains to phone calls. Also I don't want to utterly horrify people, I'd rather just really confuse them and fuck with their head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Do your job like normal, except manage to get them to fuck up their television or something and say that they misheard your instructions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 You: Hello, I had a missed call from your number earlier, I guess this is my dealer, is that you Mickey? I know you said you'd be calling from a different number so I guess it must be you, I just wanted 20 grams of coke for tonight as I'm going to do La Vida Loca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 You: Hello, I had a missed call from your number earlier, I guess this is my dealer, is that you Mickey? I know you said you'd be calling from a different number so I guess it must be you, I just wanted 20 grams of coke for tonight as I'm going to do La Vida Loca. Thats pretty ballsy, I just might have to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 call everyone 'young billy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 block 4chan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. fucking with the customers can fuck with the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 block 4chan lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. fucking with the customers can fuck with the company. yeah but if some poor faggot is calling up for tech support, he's already stressed enough. Do something like reduce everyone's bills by 25% or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 ya, what chengod just said. my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious. THIS! (what is his direct line) (yes i know i'm in the US) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 You're a real winner, guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Yeah, just give away free shit, that's the most fun. My first job was at a video rental place I didn't give a shit about, and I had a policy where every 12th customer got all of their stuff for free. The place went out of business 6 months later, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Whwy would you fuck with the customers? Fuck with the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 You're a real winner, guy. no reason for sarcasm, man. dude's got it all sussed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 leave with honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 ya, what chengod just said. my brother is doing the exact thing you're doing man.... he's quitting AT&T up here in Ontario and he's just giving away as much free shit as he can. Every hour he has a special contest called the "lucky lucky chinese contest" where he gives the maximum off their monthly bill for 1 year. he says it's hilarious. He wouldn't happen to be in the Ottawa Resolve center would he? It would be bonkers if I knew him. Also about fucking with customers, I'm not a maliscious person and I dont like to play pranks that fuck customers over. Hence the conference peeking. They customer will still get his/her phone activated if I come on and say Hello Germany! I don't want to make it harder for anyone and I hate how the company always gets away with fucking people over. That being said I had my exit interview and I talked to my floor support agent who said that the only stat they can keep track of when I'm gone is my offline time (breaks) which I was abusing the shit out of. I was honest about it today in the interview and I stopped abusing offline time a while ago which is good. Basically I was just thinking of what sort of funny but harmless pranks I can play on ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 tell them AT&T is giving away free straight or gay phone sex if they sign up an extra account or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 tell them AT&T is giving away free straight or gay phone sex if they sign up an extra account or whatever. Funny story about that. The AT&T customer care phone number is 1-800-331-0500 and apparently there is a phone sex line that is exactly one digit off that many agents here have accidentally called up and almost transferred their customers over too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Yeah, just give away free shit, that's the most fun. My first job was at a video rental place I didn't give a shit about, and I had a policy where every 12th customer got all of their stuff for free. The place went out of business 6 months later, lol that's gold. nice one. ps when's another mix coming out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Cover yourself in your own shit then break down crying in the middle of the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I try to convince the person on the other end that I already have what they're pushing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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