Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 What does it mean if I don't have diarrhea but my farts smell like diarrhea? Does it mean I will be having diarrhea pretty soon, like a forewarning? Does it mean I have some kind of gastrointestinal disease? It even feels like diarrhea is spewing out of my ass when I fart, as if actual chunky fecal liquid is pouring out by the gallons, but no, it's just gas. I feel miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Damn it, Doctor WATMM, I don't pay you to make that face! I don't even pay you at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 it means that you are about to start a thread on watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Old School sharting, don't call it a comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 It means your in for some tasty nose treats for the next while. everyone likes their own flavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 you're lucky fred's not here right now Mr. Hauntingsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Pay attention to your fucking diet you cretin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 What, so it might be that I've eaten nothing but chips & salsa and over-ripe bananas that might be causing this? Why or why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I expect xxx to come in an provide a proper scientific explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i don't expect any help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 salsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I can see Slowpoke letting out slow, loud, farts that reek of diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 But Slowpoke would fart at most one molecule per day, if not per two days... not enough molecular density to form an actual cloud. Each fart molecule would have already returned to the rains, the forests, the oceans, or the mountains before the next fart molecule exits. tl;dr -- Slowpoke would have the most odorless farts of any creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 its disappointing that theres no way we can attach smells to our posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 its disappointing that theres no way we can attach smells to our posts. you can explain what it smells like... like perhaps, eggs and peanutbutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 its disappointing that theres no way we can attach smells to our posts. you can explain what it smells like... like perhaps, eggs and peanutbutter Yes but a picture is worth 1000 words, or rather a smellture© Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Here's a top tip for you. If you do let go of an embarrassing and reverberant pumpydiddle in company, immediately shout out, "Reggae Reggae." It will lighten the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 buttslam or seesaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 i dunno, i get weird fucking shits all the time now, I thought I had liver damage(what with the occasional green poop), it just turns out I need to improve my diet, and quit drinking so much caffeine. id say just slide it on....into the turlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 has anyone had blue poop? I have, once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Sometime back in '98 when I was constipated I literally shat a brick-shaped shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 One thing's for sure, I can sour the air in a three bedroom house in under an hour when it's going on. lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Yes but a picture is worth 1000 words, or rather a smellture© buy John Water's movie Polyester. It comes with a scratch and sniff card that corresponds to the movie. It's great nasty fun for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Yesterday my farts smelled like bad potato chips. I later did not poop bad potato chips. Does this answer your question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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