Guest iamabe Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I would have laughed too, don't feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Why would your gf care? Because you weren't in the moment? What a bkdfjbnfkbno;dfmxknf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 ???what the fuck are you doing watching tv during a blowjob??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I'm laughing at the premise itself. Don't feel bad, you're watching the food network while getting a BJ, I' suprised she didn't giggle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I'm laughing at the premise itself. Don't feel bad, you're watching the food network while getting a BJ, I' suprised she didn't giggle too. i feel better already. word, watmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 even if i were sitting in front of the tv while iron chef was on with my eyes wide open i still wouldn't have heard that because i would have been getting my dick sucked. you're obviously gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 you should have just come right back with "if you had been focusing properly on your job, you wouldn't even have noticed my reaction" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I want a blow job and a pissed off girlfriend... This thread's tone is a lot more problematic sounding then it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex C Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Dream away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i once fell asleep during a blow job. she didnt get mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 you should have just come right back with "if you had been focusing properly on your job, you wouldn't even have noticed my reaction" Fucking lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I watch the bj network while eating chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 A small, strict gag was in order, dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Tell her to stop being so touchy, then take her out to get some KFC to make it all up while conveniently forgeting your wallet at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 So you didn't piss on your girlfriend then? I must have misread the topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 ???what the fuck are you doing watching tv during a blowjob??? The only time I've gotten to the end of a blowjob was while watching FFIV: Advent Children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El_Chemso Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I'm not falling for this, you don't have a girlfriend an have never had a blowjob because your a sad little geek. But if I'm wrong an this is true, your getting told off for not totally focusing on her. N00bie error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 No one ever get a blowjob while watching porn? My gf used to do this for me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 come back when you pissed ON your girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 man...ive had that hap-pen to me before....family guy or something was on in the background and she got all angry because i laughed. wtf// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i have also enjoyed a female fellating my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 How long did it take you to think that one up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 not long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I watch the bj network while eating chicken. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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