Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i can't believe some people are actually like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Renivatio Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 girls dont poop lololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour. I can top that. Had a client that was having trouble printing some files from a floppy disk. We asked all the bog standard questions, no luck and eventually visited site to find the guy had opened a floppy disk up and placed the black disc itself onto the scan bed and thought by scanning it would print off the documents saved to it. I shit you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour. well it's not that stupid if you consider nowadays it's possible to make a 3D movie out of a 2D movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 first one is obviously fake. You think? I used to do this when I was 14. It was fucking hilarious, I got slightly bigger than a golfball, but I have a pretty awesome foreskin, I can't say I've ever got Billiard sized but maybe close before it's fucking brust out of me like a child bracing itself in a loose vagina when it's bearer goes for a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour. my friend in IT went to help a coworker whose mouse and keyboard stopped working because they cut the cables to make them wireless Hahaha. This actually made me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Couldn't help but think of a certain WATMMER when I saw this one. this is a joke from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, in the episode 'Mac and Dennis: Manhunters" where Frank keeps confusing his life with rambo. Don't be fooled people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba69 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I have actually done the "pee bomb" thing. I discovered it in the shower. Its a pretty good foreskin cleaning technique although I've never gone golf ball or billiard ball size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 I have actually done the "pee bomb" thing. I discovered it in the shower. Its a pretty good foreskin cleaning technique although I've never gone golf ball or billiard ball size. I was going to try it, then I realized I was missing a pretty vital piece. DAMN THE RELIGION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I have actually done the "pee bomb" thing. I discovered it in the shower. Its a pretty good foreskin cleaning technique although I've never gone golf ball or billiard ball size. I was going to try it, then I realized I was missing a pretty vital piece. DAMN THE RELIGION! I just remembered that I peed in my own mouth once, in the shower, trying to roll my head into the shaft as a kid. I must have tickled a warning stream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 is that a serious question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 it's super serial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to? is that a serious question? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090317204916AAfSc5U http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080622030008AAdEcqQ actually a lot of these are good http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Yahoo!_Answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to? ah, the ultimate form of self love. it's cool because it feels just like getting your dick sucked. it's shitty because it feels just like sucking dick. all in all not really worth the effort.. it's kinda dangerous unless you're a yoga enthusiast, neck/back strain is a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to? ah, the ultimate form of self love. it's cool because it feels just like getting your dick sucked. it's shitty because it feels just like sucking dick. all in all not really worth the effort.. it's kinda dangerous unless you're a yoga enthusiast, neck/back strain is a given. I did it once. It was really hard though. Also my neck was kinked for a bunch of days. Fuck that shite just use a banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to? ah, the ultimate form of self love. it's cool because it feels just like getting your dick sucked. it's shitty because it feels just like sucking dick. all in all not really worth the effort.. it's kinda dangerous unless you're a yoga enthusiast, neck/back strain is a given. I did it once. It was really hard though. Also my neck was kinked for a bunch of days. Fuck that shite just use a banana And you wonder why your back is totally fucked up and all in knots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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