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when you guys are slapping around the little german, do you guys get totally naked or do you just drop your drawers?

 

i usually go fully naked with a hello kitty backpack

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i take everything off except my socks and shoes

it helps that all my clothes have buttons up the sides

SO I CAN RIP THEM OFF WHEN I AM ABOUT TO WANK, MAN!

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Guest JW Modestburns

I like to sport Italian loafers coupled with some fine business sock with garters. I also like to keep it classy by wearing one of my favorite monocles.

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I wear sweatpants, there's no need to take them off.

Plus you know it's time to throw on a new pair when you get poked in the stomache by a slab of encrusted semen when you bend over.

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wow, tasteful guys.. really. how about a 'how many wacks do you take to get off' thread? or 'how does your cum taste?' or 'how often has your dad help you massage your sphincter?' as i'm sure many of you have tried.

 

geesh

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wow, tasteful guys.. really. how about a 'how many wacks do you take to get off' thread? or 'how does your cum taste?' or 'how often has your dad help you massage your sphincter?' as i'm sure many of you have tried.

 

geesh

 

grow up

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wow, tasteful guys.. really. how about a 'how many wacks do you take to get off' thread? or 'how does your cum taste?' or 'how often has your dad help you massage your sphincter?' as i'm sure many of you have tried.

 

geesh

 

grow up

 

 

lol... what?

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wow, tasteful guys.. really. how about a 'how many wacks do you take to get off' thread? or 'how does your cum taste?' or 'how often has your dad help you massage your sphincter?' as i'm sure many of you have tried.

 

geesh

 

grow up

 

 

lol... what?

 

grow up = get an erection

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funny wanking story,

 

a korean friend of mine in middle school used to get dropped off at the university library everyday by his mother to finish his school work. He never did, and one day he got up "the urge". he successfully wanked under his desk at a workstation, but here's the kicker: He had a mild case of narcolepsy, and after he came (he made a mess, all on his corduroys) he fell right asleep on his desk. With his dick in his hand. He was awakened by our attractive 20 something student teacher at the time, just wanting to say hi, who then, once seeing cum on his pants and his dick in his hand, yelped and wandered away.

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