patternoverlap Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. link? how are the reviews of it, over at amazon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 stars of the lid drone of a fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. link? how are the reviews of it, over at amazon? McGriff Industries manufactures them. I don't think they are on Amazon yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. link? how are the reviews of it, over at amazon? McGriff Industries manufactures them. I don't think they are on Amazon yet. i hope that McGriff will do a review at Amazon regardless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 9, 2012 Author Share Posted November 9, 2012 It's started up again this week. Wouldn't mind so much, but I was in my tiny little office today with the dodgy air conditioning and a full day of appointments. It was almost a proto fart chamber. Apparently up to 24 farts a day is normal. I reckon I'm exceeding that every hour. It's fartogeddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlemflolia Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 What would you say the average moisture rating would be this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 9, 2012 Author Share Posted November 9, 2012 What would you say the average moisture rating would be this time? They're consistently dry, I'd say a 2 on the wine spectrum. In fact they're generic bordering on a transcendental platonic idea of a fart. A short resonant 'pffffftttt', and a methane dominated odour that quickly dissipates. Quite often one or two smaller aftershocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 stars of the lid drone of a fart Dungtitled (In A Major) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 ask someone to suck the farts out of your asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futureimage Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 stars of the lid drone of a fart irl lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 if i drink Cider, i can clear a 3 meter radius in a pub or club dancefloor. Serious hoofing stench from my rotting guts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Usually the best cure for excessive flatulence is to take a dump. If you need to fart in public though, make sure you don't fart louder than the ambient noise in your vicinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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