I had a reverse fart

[Guest Fishtank]

I was sitting in my cubicle, mere feet from girls in cubicles on either side of me, when I had that sensation.

I want to retain a professional demeanor so I decided to let a test fart (as Gerorge Carlin once suggested).

There was a small noise attached to the aforementioned gas rupture, something of a squeaking chair sound.

I immediately puckered as to not allow the rest of the beast out. This resulted in the gas going back up into my intestines

which, in turn, made a sound and a rather loud one at that, like the hungry yak in the spring. I consider this to be a reverse fart.

[Guest Rambo]

so do you have on any plans on how to market this event? Do you have an agent?

[Guest Fishtank]

That's a great idea Rambo

The Reverse Fart©

[Capsaicin]

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[Squee]

This is called a Traf.

 

Write it down.

[chim]

I have done this many times in public

[Guest Fishtank]

it should be considered polite to fart

then my stomach wouldn't hurt so much

[Guest IRARI]

i used to try so hard not to fart in elementary school but i never traffed

[Guest Barricade]

yeah this happened to me too, in class, i really had to fart big time but of course i had to hold it in, and that causes growling sounds, and the guy sitting next to me said everything ok man? yeah im hungry, my stomach's growling...

[Guest Fishtank]

imagine if it came out of your mouth and smelled the same

[Guest Lube Saibot]

I sometimes rfat.

[Guest Calx Sherbet]

I sometimes rfat.

 

where does that go??

[Guest Adjective]

what about the ones that reach your colon and then go back up and make a noise, while never exiting the butthole

i get those

[Guest KY]

Oh man I know this feeling. When the gas crawls back into you, past your sphincter and back into the lower intestines, kind of sounds like boiling water inside a soggy cave? *bonding moment*

[Guest Yegg]

Lol, shy farts.

[BCM]

wait. fishtank is a girl? another one??

[impakt]

This happens often to me

[Guest Blanket Fort Collapse]

Last time I had to endure this kind of flagellation was when I was high school had to hold farts in all the time. I barely ever slept throughout high school because of music and video games. Stayed conscious primarily with the aid of copious amounts of soda and junk food so I always had to let out ranky ass farts.

 

I remember frequently day dreaming of a small sound proof and somehow highly ventilated room that I could use to let out the loudest nastiest farts every 11 minutes without severely reducing or enhancing my peers educational experience.

[Silent Member]

I do not posess this skill, would pay money to learn it.

[plisb]

Now Jac Y Jymper has to do a song called Reverse Farts too - it must surpass the 15min mark with its prolonged outro.

[azatoth]

yeah, i can't really do this. it's either nothing or the whole shabang. and why is farting such a social taboo. everyone does it, it's a natural byproduct of our digestive system. i understand not doing it in a crowded elevator, but in a spacious room it should be ok. is there an organisation that is working for farts being socially acceptable?

[Guest Lube Saibot]

I sometimes rfat.

 

where does that go??

 

It's when you assplode a single majestic bubble that makes your cheeks clap.

[Guest blicero]

i get this all the time at work. i call it internal farting, because air isn't entering your ass, so it's not really a reverse fart.

[keltoi]

i cum stupid hard when i traf

[Guest Fishtank]

wait. fishtank is a girl? another one??

lol what gave you that idea?