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chenGOD Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 now this guys I can believe is a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Do you actually have to be a virgin to get one. How do they check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 You have to get a full on vaginal/rectal exam. Then they masturbate your pen0x to see how hard/fast you cum. Then they analyze the data and compare it to their very detailed charts to determine if you still have your v-card intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex C Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Only 339 certified? They're picky fuckers then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 You have to get a full on vaginal/rectal exam. Then they masturbate your pen0x to see how hard/fast you cum. Then they analyze the data and compare it to their very detailed charts to determine if you still have your v-card intact. These are the exact testing procedures, I've taken them many times cause its the only action I can possibly receive without paying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 im gonna put it on my front door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Ah, great stuff. I'll add this to the list of wind ups we've done to a coworker. Seriously, this guy is bound to become an eventual murder suicide headline the rate we're going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 uh....that's....good? congrats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm kidding. He's my best mate. But this is WATMM so maybe I should ramp it up a bit more. We're going to shit in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 You have to get a full on vaginal/rectal exam. Then they masturbate your pen0x to see how hard/fast you cum. Then they analyze the data and compare it to their very detailed charts to determine if you still have your v-card intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I should buy a load of those blank forms and offer one with each EKT Plus membership! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I should buy a load of those blank forms and offer one with each EKT Plus membership! Way to insult your paying customers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 troon is a virgin lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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