roasty Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age. Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens. The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model. She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'. The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14." http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes#ugc_comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Kill it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 rofl are you serious? she looks horrible - hate to think what she'll look like in 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Masonic Boom Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I can already see the direction that this thread is going to take on this particular forum so I'm just going to link to this and be done with it: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/31/living-dolls-natasha-walter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 As a person with female bits what's your take on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Masonic Boom Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Of course I find it abhorrent, thought probably not for the reasons that you would think. However, I'm in too cranky a mood today to get into any serious discussion on the internet right now. Sorry. I'm gonna go look at pictures of synths until I cheer up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 next they will be having dry humping parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I understand that a lot of young female role-models are now often dressed and acting like sluts. There are obviously good kids and parents out there, but I'll admit that I've only been exposed to this frightening side. I have two young female cousins and they act like complete bitches. One, aged 8, even has a designer handbag. What does it take for this to end? This started over 10 years ago with the rise of 'girl-power' in the late 90's, then those Bratz dolls came around, and then My Little Pony got skinny and then Miley Cyrus got slutty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 joshier in 5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 HOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 can't wait for sex-tape scandal ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 The sad thing is that the inevitable scandal and protests that will occur as a result of this clothing-line will be taken as valuable publicity and fuel a career for these kids and other idiot parents that think this shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 the only people that would buy this kind of shit for their daughters are chavs/rednecks etc. I might buy some for personal use as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 butterface sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 jesus fucking christ, she looks like she's 47. This is so fucked up and i dont even uargarag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 i actually think this is a good move for her. a little girl that ugly is going to have to try a little harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 she doesn't look so bad in those bottom pics... quite cute even, cos she's not plastered in make-up. i say this in a completely non- way of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 oh never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex C Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 And I thought humanity was fucked enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 did I mention I have the Miley Cyrus PSP? I got it for $100 so I couldn't say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 So Miley posing seductively and showing her back is not OK but this is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 almost yakked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 This is too fucking weird. What does Noah Cyrus do then? Other than act like a pint sized cunt I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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