Do you think Jefferoo will shart himself

[Velazquez]

Do you think Jefferoo will shart himself?

 

see this thread for more info:http://forum.watmm.com/topic/55501-ive-got-spiggot-ass/

[Guest margaret thatcher]

frankly, i'd be mortified if he didn't.

 

i smell a new viral video in the making.

[Velazquez]

So far so good. In the last 14 hours, I've only eaten 2 bananas and 2 bread rolls. I may skip dinner tonight and just go to bed. Sorry I haven't shit my pants guys.

 

 

"sorry, I haven't shit my pants guys" made me lol.

 

BTW Jefferoo, I hope you are not pissed about this poll I started on whether or not you shart your pants.

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

He sounds confident and I know how imodium can seal up a leaky anus so he's probably going to not shart

[chenGOD]

My heart says "yes! for great justice!"

 

My mind says no.

[Joyrex]

Wait, wouldn't it be shartarrhea?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVWJJmS8p2M

[Guest Gary C]

I hope so. We can say we knew him before the infamy.

[Guest dese manz hatin]

that cat just keep on keepin on

[Guest Stoppit]

I'm torn...on one hand I would like Jefferoo to maintain his dignity

 

on the other, there's nothing like an anal leakage anecdote to enliven a slow day

[Guest uptown devil]

i hope he executes a flawless, shit-free performance.

[J3FF3R00]

Well. Rough day. After I posted that lat bit about how well I was holding up, I attempted a fart and sprayed a tiny bit in my shorts. I then had to clench the stream off before it ran down my leg. After holding tight for about 45 minutes or so, the urge went away. I made it back to the motor home after another couple hours to try to clean off as best as I could without making a visible wet spot in my pants. By then, my accident had generated a hot, stinky rash. I just now got back to the hotel and took a shower.

*edit*

I'm not sure if anyone knew what was up. I had told some guys I had the runs before my accident. I wonder if they thought I was acting strange toward the end of the day.

[Velazquez]

Way to be a trooper, Jefferoo.

[Capsaicin]

Well. Rough day. After I posted that lat bit about how well I was holding up, I attempted a fart and sprayed a tiny bit in my shorts. I then had to clench the stream off before it ran down my leg. After holding tight for about 45 minutes or so, the urge went away. I made it back to the motor home after another couple hours to try to clean off as best as I could without making a visible wet spot in my pants. By then, my accident had generated a hot, stinky rash. I just now got back to the hotel and took a shower.

*edit*

I'm not sure if anyone knew what was up. I had told some guys I had the runs before my accident. I wonder if they thought I was acting strange toward the end of the day.

you lost the gamble

[J3FF3R00]

Just kidding. I practically starved myself to avoid shitting myself. I haven't had a bowel movement all day. I'm tired as fuck.

[sneaksta303]

don't take the immodium for more than 3 days or your body will start to "want" it after you discontinue.

[karmakramer]

don't take the immodium for more than 3 days or your body will start to "want" it after you discontinue.

 

that sounds frightening