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i wonder if some of the other classic posters on this board also post for the thrill, the rush, and the general backwardness of the act like i do? i mean to say, as the most distinguished poster on this site, i can definitely say that i post for the rush that comes from some really vigorous posting. i love it when a thread just pops off and people start posting like ratatatat and you're in this focused zone of lols or self-righteousness or just general gayness. i know the other immortals here will know this feeling.

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One of my stature can only dream about what it may be like to post in such a manner. As I slip off into my nightly slumber I often wonder... Oh, what it must be like to be LOL Alzado, King of all WATMM... loling at will... never fearing the dreaded Facepalm that many of us know all too well. I often scour his threads, searching for lingering farts, the hanging scent of his sweatpants boner, or residue of his taint sweat to rub across my flimsy, lol deprived body...

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as a mere watmm nub, i, too, experience the rush.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but i think people tend to ignore my lol-inducing comments

 

 

maybe they aren't that lol-inducing

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Alzado, I've been meaning to "ask you about your BI" as per your signature request. Well, when I was in multivariate statistics, I learned that indices are an aggregate of several factors, rather like a regression equation. So, what goes into your BI?

 

Mine typically goes a little something like this:

 

Y(x)= [(ass to titty ratio)(x) + (snare rushes)(x)3] - [(diameter of thrush rash)(x)2]

Fucking lol

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So, can your boners do a "Keanu Reeves Dodging Bullets"

No xxx. He's saying that when you are ready, your boner won't have to.

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what? it's the number of boners i can pop at once you fucking n00b

Hey, your sig invited inquiries--don't look at me. P.S. I'm now confused by how "once" is operationally defined. You know, we're approaching a calculus of sorts i.e. any curve, theoretically, has an infinite number of tangent lines associated with it--you never reach a definitive or discrete "once" or single tangent. So, can your boners do a "Keanu Reeves Dodging Bullets" and be like an electron?everywhere and nowhere at the same time?

lmfao

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