Fred McGriff Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article. reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 lol what does corruption of a minor mean exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. i'd rather watch footage of this than baseball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 'corruption of a minor' probably due to the alcohol content of said vomit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 The daughter will probably end up doing scat porn as a direct result of being vomited on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 whoever came up with free megaphone night has surely lost his job, but he can be my ideas man anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Clemmens' mug shot showed him with a swollen black eye, and authorities acknowledged he was hit as he was being subdued. No one else was charged in the case. someone got a freebie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sysyphus Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 fred the 2nd paragraph of your story is brilliant lol... PISS ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Crazy young lad picks on wrong guy. I hate loud drunks, especially ones that puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 fred the 2nd paragraph of your story is brilliant lol... PISS ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS STRAIGHTEN THOSE LEGS, MAGGOTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Free megaphone night? Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article. reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. JAZZhttp://forum.watmm.com/topic/55417-phillies-fan-vomits-on-a-dad-and-his-11-year-old-daughter-during-a-game/page__p__1300131__fromsearch__1&?do=findComment&comment=1300131 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscosity Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 o snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article. reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. JAZZhttp://forum.watmm.com/topic/55417-phillies-fan-vomits-on-a-dad-and-his-11-year-old-daughter-during-a-game/page__p__1300131__fromsearch__1&?do=findComment&comment=1300131 I was going to say this but I could not remember where it had come from before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 In exchange for Clemmens' guilty pleas, charges including reckless endangerment and corruption of minors were dropped. Those two accusations aroused amusement in me, never expected to hear those in conjucntion with anything other than kiddy fiddling and drink driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 o snap Is that ice ice baby? Oh wait, hammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 lol what does corruption of a minor mean exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 the other day i was checking out the member map and then i moused over greenland and there was that dude dancing and it made me lol hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I like threads like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I like threads like this. We need a Gaarg MS Paint of the event. Stat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I like threads like this. We need a Gaarg MS Paint of the event. Stat. I am so wasted today, amazing I can still move the mouse around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 best thread title 2056 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 it's still jazz though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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