superstix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I don't understand the Bible Thumper. Fap to Jesus? Like while reading the Bible? *confusion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 about 38... not that i'm proud... not that i'm not proud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I don't understand the Bible Thumper. Fap to Jesus? Like while reading the Bible? *confusion* like to a magazine filled with pictures of jesus in provocative poses wearing tight fitting loin cloths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ok i actually counted and what the fuck, 62. brought alot of memories, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Jesus Christ, what have you done?! I got a lousy 48 + 5 uncertain ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I got about 45, give or take if you want to argue sementics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 This thing should be less male-centered ... I sent it to my gf, let's see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 i score 45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 The achivement "No hands" fascinates me. Is this humanly possible to ejaculate without any contact with your penis (including masturbation, penetration, blowjob, etc.)? That actually happened to me a couple times while home alone royally fucked on cookies, so I guess that counts as a nirvana achievement lol. 41 and that's your worst? you LIE Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 I got about 45, give or take if you want to argue semen antics.* *noam chomsky, stuff about wanking vol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipper Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 hahahha wow this is dead on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maoam Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 zero, sickos. i looked at it accidentaly once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I got about 45, give or take if you want to argue semen antics.* *noam chomsky, stuff about wanking vol. 3 lol :insert new pun analyzing the "No Hands" fapchievement through application of Chomsky's "Poverty of the Stimulus" argument here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 This thing should be less male-centered ... I sent it to my gf, let's see what happens. i've got six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 disparaissant.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 disparaissant.......... thats an awful lot of periods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 over 9000 periods for the wonderful female merbzow fan , , , , , , , , , , , , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 merzboner index: over 9000!!1 periods ftfy edit: Does it count for anything that one of mine was "iron will"? Or does that just make me more pathetic? I'll answer that: It makes me more pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 i smoke massive bowl of high quality marijuana, then attempt an "internet friendship poem" for WATMM, inspired by, but not entirely directed toward the magnificent madamme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 3 User(s) are reading this topic 3 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users vamos scorcho,baph,disparaissant here is my pre bowl poem: the three bozos read upon the thread with delight the tiny cocks glimmered in the moonlight a chump here and a chump there make no difference for what is the purpose of such an incongruence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 it... it's beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 just unlocked runners world i can't believe i had never done that before. felt pretty good, but i was nervous about tripping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 cocktails burning violently color the red the red in the air facepalms scour the landscape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 i've got six that's what I meant, you're practically disqualified from most of them right away (or you're just not a sicko, but who are we kidding, this is watmm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I think i got the rigor mortis one. Not exactly sure though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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