BCM Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 my deathclock said 2043. fuck that shit i'll only be 66. i'm never going to die anyway, by the time i'm 50 odd there will be amazing advances in medicine and cosmetic surgery enabling everyone to live for as long as they want. at least that's what i'm hoping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Ill live to an old enough age, like 75 or something. Then I be really pissed cause I realise Im so old. Have a death wish and start doing crazy shit like sky diving until I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 diabetus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hoverboard collision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 This is such a bad thread to come up with. Death will come anyway, to anyone, whenever it feels like coming, so why bother? Enjoy the present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Death isn't a present imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I'll probably be popped off by some loony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 heart attack, unless something else gets me first it's pretty much a sure thing, the only question is when. genetics are a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Death isn't a present imo I didn't say death is a present. I said "Enjoy the present [time]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 cancer or suicide this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 well diabetes is going to get me eventually, it's not an if, it is a when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 i fall backwards off some bleachers and the impact with ground causes me to choke on my hotdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 hopefully in my sleep like my grandad not shitting themselves and screaming like the passengers in the bus he drove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 hopefully in my sleep like my grandad not shitting themselves and screaming like the passengers in the bus he drove I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 well diabetes is going to get me eventually, it's not an if, it is a when. This fucking sucks This is such a bad thread to come up with. Death will come anyway, to anyone, whenever it feels like coming, so why bother? Enjoy the present. Death isn't a present imo Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 i'll likely go from a venomous snakebite (legitimate snakebite - meaning not a snake i'm handling), i've actually thought about it and in certain cases i might not seek medical help, i just might accept it and go painfully, yet peacefully. otherwise, i'll likely die from lung cancer because i love smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Heart attack, stroke, some form of cancer, or a very stupid accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 i will probably die in an amusing and ironic way that would be funy to read about on an electronic music forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarion Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 suicide, or drowning. I have always thought I will drown, though there's no reasoning behind this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 nthing cancer or suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Everyone on my mom's side of my family is moley as fuck, and I inherited that. Everyone on my dad's side of the family in his generation has had melanoma. So, yeah. . . nice breeding program mom and daaaad! On second thought, I live in LA, near Chinatown, so I'm probably just going to get clipped by an exceedingly large SUV driving backwards and the wrong way on a one-way street, with a 56 year old Chinese woman behind the wheel doing her makeup and a word puzzle while yelling at her adult children on her cellphone. Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 On second thought, I live in LA, near Chinatown Are you one of these young'ns I see gentrifying the Lincoln Heights area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 On second thought, I live in LA, near Chinatown Are you one of these young'ns I see gentrifying the Lincoln Heights area? Nah, my little pocket near Olvera Street and Chinatown hasn't been too gentrified yet. Give it another 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 fall down an open manhole and choke on a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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