tontonz1 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Hey i suck at writing love letters, i suck at them, womens are like woah your too poetic n shit, and im like and their like and im like so this is my last resort. im tryin to get with this half taiwanese half german (oh god such sexy) chick and goddamn i need something PNEU...something PHRESH...something PSENSUAL...something from you watmmers! i will be doing this mad lib style, so i won't show you the letter just yet. i've got it written up in draft form, but you guys fill in the blanks. all you gottsa do is copy and past the belowness and if your terrible at english it should turn out to be epic! if this reaches 3 pages, i'll post up the best wattmmer's madlib and send off my love letter! Starts off like this: May, I've only been with you for a week, and already... Ok gitar dun!!! Verb-ing 1: Adjective 1: Verb-ing 2: Adjective 2: Adjective 3(must rhyme with Adj 2): Emotion 1: Plural Noun 1: Place 1: Verb-ing 1: Plural Noun 2: Proper Noun 1: Emotion-ness 2: Verb 1: Religious Figurehead 1: Expression of Gratitude 1: Proper Noun 2: Part of body 1: Verb 2: Place 2: Verb-s 3: Thing 1: Verb 4: Part of body 2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 is this serious or what ? Verb-ing 1: Adjective 1: Verb-ing 2: what's that ? I could write something, but right now i have some steaks to eat. oh and some pics would be great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 yea just go ahead and post the pics in the masturbation thread we'll be waiting there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I'm not doing no madlib, but I will write you a primo love-letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Ok i think i've understood the concept : i just blindly fill the blanks in, and with enough luck you'll get something that sounds grammatical. Then, if miracles exists, it might turn into a good love letter. Verb-ing 1: hurtling down Adjective 1: abrasive Verb-ing 2: slicing Adjective 2: profound Adjective 3(must rhyme with Adj 2): wound Emotion 1: amazement Plural Noun 1: Men Place 1: Heart Verb-ing 1: surfing Plural Noun 2: Women Proper Noun 1: Moon Emotion-ness 2: starvation Verb 1: draw Religious Figurehead 1: blessed virgin Mary Expression of Gratitude 1: I will give thanks to you forever with my whole heart Proper Noun 2: Sun Part of body 1: feet Verb 2: force Place 2: sacred temple Verb-s 3: breaths Thing 1: one thousand things Verb 4: gap Part of body 2: sacred temple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Use italics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 lol we basically had this about 2 weeks ago with phling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 May, I've only been with you for a week, and already I've asked WATMM for some help. Clearly this relationship ain't going nowhere, So I'll just have to jerk it 'til I yelp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 you think you can get some action by writing a love letter? bwahahahaha good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 May, I've only been with you for a week, and already... i've installed a surveillance device in your bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 you think you can get some action by writing a love letter? bwahahahaha good luck. love letters work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 you are French Babar, you'd do well to remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 you are French Babar, you'd do well to remember that. touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I'm not doing no madlib, but I will write you a primo love-letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 drafts are helpful , you don't want to tell females exactly how you feel else you'll look desperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 lmao thanks babar for the input as for the rest of you, shame on you! *there's your italics* besides, this is for fun, i've already sent the love letter and she graciously took it haha! i just love mad libs and you all fell into my trap!!!!!!!! you've all be played!!! pawns! all of you!!!! except babar, he gets a cookie aannndd, if i get some epic submissions, then i may or may not post noodes. you play by my rules now bitches ahahahahahaha! (end asshole) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 just do it yourself dude, don't be fakin cuz it'll be lame when you can't deliver the same artificial poetic goods later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 just be yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Damn Tina you look mighty comfortable laying there naked You mind if I go ahead and pull my dick out Oh no, hell no You like that? I like to have my face fucked That really gets me going And I like what he's doing to me right now He's stroking my pussy really lightly Man there's all types of pussy rubbing and shit goin on What the fuck I'm supposed to do Fuck my face Man come on man This my hook up Come on man let me get that shit This is my hook up man get your ass away Come on man let me fuck her first This my shit Shut up, what I need is his cock in my ass Uhh uhh uhh you like it don't you? Let's get high and just fuck I'll hit you till you bleed And we could just blame it on the weed Little freak Sucking me off making my knees weak Rubbing my nuts when I cum making my voice tweak She makes me feel like a champion Late night when I call She knows what's happening I got a box of condoms and a mind full of tricks A freak just for fucking with my balls and my dick Get started Legs parted I hit it so hard the pussy farted And now it's time to depart it She took the rubber off And then she shoved it in her mouth It felt like I came from down South Know about it Pussy pleasing's just a part of the game You gotta bang it till it falls right off I do the same Rub my dick in cocaine And freak some nasty shit It ain't the same without the pain Bring the flavor bitch 2 on 1's not a problem So you can bring your girl And I can get the best of both worlds Fuck until I hurl Toes fell off, fuck a curl She kept nibbling my nuts like a squirrel I hit the weed and flicked the ash on her back Fuckin her friend in the face until her jaw snapped Oh shit, I can see her sucking on her tits And I can't help but notice 4 fingers in her clit She's a pro I thought I saw her pussy glow It could've been the sweat in my eyes I don't know for sure This freaks the shit for loving dick It's sick, but man I love that fat bitch She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and, She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and, She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash Excuse me lady did you say you liked to fuck Drop my drawers to my ankles, give my dick a suck You like it rough? I can feel my shit swelling and expanding A one way trip down south, a crash landing Right in your pink fun I get the job done Daddy was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun As I shoot my load on your chest and titties Gotta get my shit, we off to the next city Go a long way just so I can grind you Got enough dick for Ms. McCarthy And the 50 single hoes behind her A side winder Never like the old timer Keeping hoes properly worked like Jane Fonda (Uh) My anaconda's got a mushroom cap An immense craving for your pussy cat Keep it moving like that My dick is hard as steel And I'ma freak that ass with some more sex appeal Tell me how it feel when I push it all in Eyes roll in the back of your head and you start to grin If sex was a sin then a wicked bitch you'd be With creepy ass titties and an eerie ass pussy So ride my broom stick until you hear me cum And school me on your methods of pink fun Yeah She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash Yeah, know what I am saying Yo, this be the Shaggy Down with the Psychopathic Phamly Down with Twiztid G Know what I'm saying? And yo check it out, I don't give a fuck I like to get skins I don't know about you muthafuckas But yo I like em big I don't give a fuck what I like em skinny,bald,retarded,crippled Spines on their backs I don't give no fuck 800 pound-bitch come here sweetie I'm gonna fucking tie your shit in a knot And tap that shit Know what I am saying? Cause I love me some skins I ain't going nothing about it I'll hit a fucking 900 pound bitches neden from the back Know what I am saying? I'll wrap her legs backwards into a Boston crab And go to work Know what I am saying? Fuck that shit I ain't no fucking fag like that I like em stubbly so their whiskers tickles my balls When they suck my dick Know what I am saying? I don't give a fuck What, bring it on She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock And tell you that my name is Ak' Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth) I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin and fuck chapsticks I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth) creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth) No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you.. swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin I'm givin bitches permanent beards Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 asking watmm to write you a love letter is like asking joseph fritzl for childcare tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 May, I've only been with you for a week, and already... i've installed a surveillance device in your bedroom Fairly sizeable lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vergas buey Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 All you have to do is text her with "i can smell ur shitty asshole while im fucking u from behind" Gauranteed to get her stop what shes doing, go to where you are and let you drag your acorn all over her face like a horny retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 i pity you and so i shall help. you mustn't write a letter. you are being a pussy and she will think of you as "cute" at best, unless you state explicitly that you'd like to make her fart on your brawn as you give it to her roughly. grab thy cock and approach the halfbreed with a puff in your pex and the ring of zeus's cock round thy tongue for good measure. feel like a man and ye shall EARN like a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 All you have to do is text her with "i can smell ur shitty asshole while im fucking u from behind" Gauranteed to get her stop what shes doing, go to where you are and let you drag your acorn all over her face like a horny retard. Way to be stereotypical about Taiwanese and German chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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