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thoughts contained itt are inspired by this thread: do you prefer natural looking women or sluttly-looking pornstar types... i go natural but i beat it to porn every chance i get, so... lol

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Guest abusivegeorge

Definetly natural, here's a few of my ex's:

 

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I stand proud.

 

And one of them is an "essex" girl, and we all know what that means.

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Guest tht tne

nos. 2 and 3, i would make them give it up like they gave up gaza strip (just kidding i would ask politely while unfurling my schlong)

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Guest abusivegeorge

lol

 

No1 was the best shag, but as you'll have noticed she was quite plumb but she could ride like no other.

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Definetly natural, here's a few of my ex's:

 

DSCF0639.jpg

Lovebugg.jpg

S6003151.jpg

 

I stand proud.

 

And one of them is an "essex" girl, and we all know what that means.

 

I don't know what that means. Nice ex's though.

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Guest abusivegeorge

It means they are impossible to get in a relationship because all they want to do is fuck every guy standing. I managed to bag one, when I was 14, and again when I was 21 turning 22, the same girl, the redhead.

 

We were together a year the first time, and 8 months the second.

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Yeah man, 1 year and 8 months will probably be the 2 longest relationships she ever has.

 

(I'm just kidding guys, essex girls are lovely and my comments are just British stereotypes).

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Guest Sprigg

I prefer natural looking, girl next door, cute faces, big eyes ect.

 

This.

I also tend to prefer redheads or brunettes... body type doesn't matter to me too much as long as she's cute and not a slut, or a bitch.

 

EDIT: or rich. I've dated a couple rich girls and... damn, one of 'em fit the stereotypes perfectly. Never again.

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nos. 2 and 3, i would make them give it up like they gave up gaza strip (just kidding i would ask politely while unfurling my schlong)

 

 

lol

 

No1 was the best shag, but as you'll have noticed she was quite plumb but she could ride like no other.

 

WHAT?????

 

Are you guys friends now? I love it....

i would smite the redhead with a vengeance rivalling that of kaen at a drywall factory.

 

 

Yeah man, my type as well.... especially if she huge natural knockers and a not-so-flat ass.... :ohmy:

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Guest abusivegeorge

Lol :biggrin:

 

Edit: She does have huge natural knockers and not so flat arse. Her arse is fucking extraordinary.

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Guest no carrier

i like "real" women. i don't like painted/fake fingernails and especially toenails; they are indicative of a type of vanity that would likely creep into just about every facet of her life.

 

i'm a sucker for a cute girl with little to no makeup on rocking some adidas. bonus points if she tells me it stands for "all day i dream about squarepusher"

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Guest Sprigg

bonus points if she tells me it stands for "all day i dream about squarepusher"

 

Epic win.... but is that even possible?

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