halisray Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 It is coming up to my girlfriend and I's 4-year anniversary of going out. We live together and I'm thinking about some ideas. She isn't one for presents so I want to do something fun and special. Any ideas? And don't be douchebags. I am so going to regret this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Don't use a condom, wait nine months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'm really bad at giving gifts in general, so take my advice with a grain of salt.. but I hear women like it when you call them during the day and tell them you're taking them out to dinner somewhere special (that they've hinted at wanting to try in the past). Or buttsex, that's a good internet answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 6 flags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 sup sorry I had to be the one to tell you this but 6 flags went bankrupt and no longer exist :coolsad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 no i saw it in the wire 666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Get her an ornament that just says "love" To put on the mantlepiece and an engagement ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 buy her a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 and an engagement ring. yep. if you are living with her, this is next on her list of things she is waiting for you to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Don't use a condom, wait nine months. hahaah yeah, def. the engagement ring before the baby. I can't stress that enough. It's cheaper too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 jewellery. Like a 130 bucks "white-golden" ring. yeah.definitively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 figure how many days you two have been going out for, how many hours that, how many minutes and what percentage of her life has been spent with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 karmakramer is the new vamos scorcho. eneewae fuck her best friend. dats a great anniversary gift. eggz iz deh gnew sup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 couple's contract with vivid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Give her a gift certificate to some sort of luxurious spa or health resort and then tag along once she decides on a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Get one of those little wooly animal hats with ears on. for your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 make something or do something thoughtful.show that you listen, thats all anyway wants really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Some people mentioned a spa session or a dinner. I said : jewellery Just go for jewellery if you want to establish your manliness. Once she'll be wearing the ring/pearl/bracelet/whatever she'll inevitably show it to other females. They'll all be like : "wooooaaa your man is the man" etc. Jewellery is not something that boys offer to girls, it's something men offer to women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Some people mentioned a spa session or a dinner. I said : jewellery Just go for jewellery if you want to establish your manliness. Once she'll be wearing the ring/pearl/bracelet/whatever she'll inevitably show it to other females. They'll all be like : "wooooaaa your man is the man" etc. Jewellery is not something that boys offer to girls, it's something men offer to women. Sorry to diss you in two threads, but really. Have you been that sucked in by marketing. Shiny trinkets are for low iQ trogs, to crudely express their intentions. I guess what i'm saying without the ire pill, is that there isn't anything particularly mature about buying into that social meme. That doesn't mean that you shouldn't do it of course. And it does say that you are a solid provider, given that you can frivolously just go out and purchase massively marketed up assemblages of shaped metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 delete and his GF are passing by a jeweller's vitrine GF: oh look at this ring ! it's so beautiful ! but maybe i like this one bett… delete : there isn't anything particularly mature about buying into that social meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Don't worry, the socialist femenazi that i'll be dating won't mind. She'll suck it up and we'll go to the communist second hand book store instead, to drink soy coffees, and moan about all the people that we saw in the mall. And then as she is wound up by the fun of it all and so becomes more animated, her arms gesticulating wildly in the air as she makes a point about this or that. I sigh over her hairy underarms, and think that maybe, I should have just gone into that damn jewellery store after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 one of my exes told me that I should never buy her a diamond, and that she'd much rather have a sandwich and some LSD :sup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 karmakramer is the new vamos scorcho. eneewae fuck her best friend. dats a great anniversary gift. eggz iz deh gnew sup yea I'll accept that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 one of my exes told me that I should never buy her a diamond, and that she'd much rather have a sandwich and some LSD :sup: I think most girls just say that to make the guy more comfortable... but as the relationship blossoms, so will her interest in material things. At first my wife didn't care about gifts, but as the years went by and didn't get something for Valentines Day... I got no sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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