J3FF3R00 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I have an overnight flight from LA to Baltimore in a few hours and cant find it. I've looked fucking everywhere. My apartment isn't that big. Where the fuck is it? bedroom - check living room - check parking garage - check front closet - check car - check kitchen - check wtf. help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 curled around my groin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Ha ha. Very funny. I'm dead serious. Where the fuck is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 curled around my groin lol, i used it to wipe my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zephyr_Nova Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Dude, you're wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Stop watmming and do a proper search. If you used it on the way over, it's still somewhere findable. If you had it in storage though, just buy a new one and stop stressing, it's not worth the hassle of looking. Once you're in that window of a few hours from the flight, you've just gotta be ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 ummm ok i dunno under a bed in a box. in a lower-to-the-floor but bigger kitchen drawer, u know places to keep batteries and things in a suitcase used previously for a trip but was in a smaller compartment that forgot to get unpacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 I bet Kaen knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 You wore it when you went biking and that "good Samaritan" stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Maybe it's stolen your plane ticket and is currently in a taxi heading to the airport on the shoulders of the invisible man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Probably deflated and folded into the deepest and darkest recesses of your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Braintree Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 It's in my butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YEK Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 i blame the dog or cat. they are asserting their dominance with it as you read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 I'm giving up. This sucks. I know I'm going to go out, buy one, go on my trip, come home and find the other one. Life is hard sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Next to your bath toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 God, it probably costs five dollars at the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 God, it probably costs five dollars at the airport. pop costs 5 dollars at the airport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I would probably be up LUDD's tight virgin asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 your wife threw it out cause she "fucking hates that thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 God, it probably costs five dollars at the airport. pop costs 5 dollars at the airport... true that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 It's in your sex toy drawer with the other inflatables. At least mine is. Alternatively, where in your house is the equivalent of the muziq forum, it's amost certainly there. If the worst comes to the worst you could always hire an emergency children's party clown, and he could make you one out of balloons, hopefully with a daschund face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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