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I got incredibly drunk last night, and forgot to clean up a sizable puddle of evaporated milk in the kitchen that my cat was lapping up as I walked back to my lap top. I actually tore off a couple paper towels, was about to get down to business but then reasoned "well it's better that I let him drink it for a bit so that it's not a complete waste of evaporated milk." Then I proceeded to watch that TED talk video about pornography addiction and fell asleep. I left the paper towel beside the puddle, and presumably my girlfriend picked up where I left off this morning before work. She must think I'm such an asshole right now... and she's not wrong! My intentions were good though... I wanted little Charly to enjoy his prize. (He was the one who swatted the can out of the fridge when I opened it to get some juice.)

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I hate my fucking city. I probably just have a lot of pent-up anger tonight and am unsure how to vent it in a healthy manner.

wank hard to zooey deschanel Edited by isaki
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I hate my fucking city. I probably just have a lot of pent-up anger tonight and am unsure how to vent it in a healthy manner.

wank hard to zooey deschanel

 

She's decent-looking, but she's a celebrity. If it's someone I meet IRL, chances of doing so would be greater.

 

Still, maybe I'm being overly dramatic. There are definitely shittier places. I've just lived here too long and can't wait to move on in a few months.

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she's very annoying but quite hot, perfect candidate for an angry hate-wank

yup. It's easy to make gooey bechamel when you're wanking over Zooey Deschanel

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Also, jesus fucking hell.

 

I'm trying to buy two releases off of the record label Pedigree Cuts: PEDF018 and PEDF019, both albums by Goldie.

 

I can't figure out how the fuck to buy these things. No shop on their website, searched high and low on google. It's like they don't want to sell any goddamn records. Either that or I'm missing something.. =/

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new fwp:

 

The place I'm going to vacation is going to be way, WAY TOO FUCKING WARM!

 

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/fourteenday/thxx0002/table?ref=tabs_14day_table

 

 

highs of 29-39 celcius the whole time? I'm canadian the hottest it gets is like 32 degrees here and even then I'm sweating my balls off =(

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Yeah, we've had about 10 days of 30+ degree weather with overnight minimums of at least 20, and it's making me tired, unmotivated and depressed. I've forgotten what winter is like. I hope it gets cold as fuck this year so I can point and laugh at all those summer loving douchebags while they shiver in their inadequate clothing.

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