impakt Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'll lock myself up somewhere and stock up on beer and drugs. I'll survive anything and it'll be just like every day life, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What are everyones thoughts on cannibalism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What are everyones thoughts on cannibalism? better done without too much analysis and more savoring of delicious corpse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Trial #1 - retrieve an image of RDJ from Masonic Boom's vault. That in of itself may be enough. All the fem-spooge covering the walls of those grounds may be highly radioactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What are everyones thoughts on cannibalism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 we will also need disguises for raider infiltration [youtubehd]Zn1PSM5IXm4[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 i'd go live in a river. become some kind of river dweller covered in weeds living off eels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 A+ on canabalism, count me in. I spent five weeks at a wilderness skills school, can make bow drill fire kits, tan hides etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What are everyones thoughts on cannibalism? better done without too much analysis and more savoring of delicious corpse lol Trial #1 - retrieve an image of RDJ from Masonic Boom's vault. That in of itself may be enough. All the fem-spooge covering the walls of those grounds may be highly radioactive. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Plus I'm canadian. Since we have daily encounters with bears, moose, and beaver as we trek to school/work on snowshoes, our survival skills are pretty well developed by the time we hit high school. Additionally, as canoe is the only means of mass transport, I'm handy on the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 My family is from Maine so I can do those things, too, but with a ridiculously stupid accent ayup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 We Are The Mad Max... Word. I'm somewhat handy and athletic. I think I'd pull through. However, I'd like to know a little something about auto mechanics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 ayup woop woop. this guy's on the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcinsu Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'd be dead within a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 yeah no academics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 We Are The Mad Max... Word. I'm somewhat handy and athletic. I think I'd pull through. However, I'd like to know a little something about auto mechanics. Get a degree in CompSci and you'll be able to understand a modern car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 while I do think I have a natural scrounging ability, I doubt that I'd survive a single winter as I get so goddam cold and can't shake it. my house is 23 degrees right now and I'm shaking I'm so cold. also, despite being a psychotherapist, I think I'd go crazy without the innernette and access to porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 i could also teach y'all how to use/shoot a gun, if you don't already know. - most handguns aswell as rifles. shotguns are a piece of piss anyway. but i'm guessing as most of you live in the States you more than likely would know all about that already. i also know how to 'reload' bullets. ;) edit: meaning i can make new bullets, with a machine. if you have such a machine, and bullets, and cases, and gunpowder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 yeah no academics. *kicks pebble in frustration, goes home to write article about the emotional satiation of pebble kicking* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 pebble kicking in post-collapse societies is always already a symbolically mediated behavior amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 totally right, but fuck mediation. true spirits spit without inteventive approaciation, out in the post-apocalyptic there aint even a place for it. cant give your grace without it? lick more and understand love limericks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 plus im hungry for shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 so where should we meet up post-apocalypse to start our new civilization? lol @ watmm becomes the organising force post-apocalypse edit: good thread A++++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I am quite good at spotting when a table is about to become vacant in a busy pub or cafe. Post apocalypse, I think this would translate to spotting when starving survivors are about to step away from the rotting corpse they have been desperately eating from. "hey guys, there's a space over there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I would die of mushroom poisoning while trying to find magic mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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