Redruth Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 if you've become ill or had an injury then you can post it here if you have a cure then post it * warning the suggestions given in this thread should in no way be relied upon in the case of serious illness or injury. if you are having an emergency then don't listen to watmm, contact a healthcare professional forthwith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Heres one i picked up when we decided to jump over benches when we were piss. My cure was to stop doing stupid shit when Im pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Recently, when I began showing signs of an early stage of priapism, I instinctively licked and closed my hand before shoving my penis into the underside of the fist. Aside from an untimely discharge and the guilty malaise that followed, the treatment was a success and I was able to resume posting within a nap's length. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 hey can you stop tagging the same word as the thread title in every thread you make (esp. new releases) we don't need to read it twice in two different fonts and two different colors thanks. one time I was really constipated I thought I had appendicitis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spudnik Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I split my knee open when I was younger. I could SEE my KNEECAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 BAM. oh fuck! is that you? aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 BAM. oh fuck! is that you? aye. there is thread about this somewheres. my goodness me that is deep, gushing gash. glad your still with us friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Fuck kaen, that photo gets me every time, nasty! Did it hurt as much as it looks like it did? Or was it more painful afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Recently, when I began showing signs of an early stage of priapism, I instinctively licked and closed my hand before shoving my penis into the underside of the fist. Aside from an untimely discharge and the guilty malaise that followed, the treatment was a success and I was able to resume posting within a nap's length. crikey that sounds like it was a close one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Heads always bleed the most too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Fuck kaen, that photo gets me every time, nasty! Did it hurt as much as it looks like it did? Or was it more painful afterwards? I felt no pain whatsoever until about a week after, i had thumping headaches and dizzy spells. Im positive that my brain was damaged, my reaction times are slow and im less sharp than i used to be, generally i feel less capable of quick thinking/problem solving...they did no scans or anything though because i was so with it at the hospital cracking jokes and generally being a bad ass, i think it was a mixture of alcohol, shock and actually being a bad ass. Oh well, too late now, im forever slow poke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Fuck kaen, that photo gets me every time, nasty! Did it hurt as much as it looks like it did? Or was it more painful afterwards? I felt no pain whatsoever until about a week after, i had thumping headaches and dizzy spells. Im positive that my brain was damaged, my reaction times are slow and im less sharp than i used to be, generally i feel less capable of quick thinking/problem solving...they did no scans or anything though because i was so with it at the hospital cracking jokes and generally being a bad ass, i think it was a mixture of alcohol, shock and actually being a bad ass. Oh well, too late now, im forever slow poke. If you're that sure you should probably get it done anyway. At least the bad ass part of the brain wasnt damaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I think it was first caused between human and ape contact.. wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I think we've already had a winner in this thread. But, I've had a bruised rib, dislocated shoulder and some huge leg swelling this year so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I could have died in a bike crash a few months ago. The helmet saved my skull from any injury at all, completely asborbing the 30 mph impact. My hands punched and ripped on pavement, and it fractured whichever bone connects to fingers. I had road rash and huge gaping wounds in my knuckles and arms. was riding really, really fast through a parking lot and my front wheel fell right into a large dimple.. or something. I don't know what it was, some kind of pavement laying defect that sucked my wheel into it.. After impact within seconds a couple asked to help. Turns out the guy was a sports physician. He guided me into the panera bread where I crashed at, and I bleed out everywhere while people ate their sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 When i was like 6, at school and while jumping and messing around with a pencil, i accidentally hit my eyelid with its peak. A couple of years ago, while playing pool with my friends, one of them made such a powerful shot that his club escaped from both hands and hit me near the eye, again. I nearly got blind these two times. I don't know what this means, but it gives me the chills to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumberland sauce Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I had a misery kidney stone taken out of me in december and fragments taken out in febuary allso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I had a misery kidney stone taken out of me in december and fragments taken out in febuary allso NOOO *drinks water* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 What pain medication were you given? My mother had misery stones as well.. they gave her dilaudid. It was the first time seeing my mother on any kind of drug.. some lol moments When the attacks would happen it was like she was paralyzed and couldn't move at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumberland sauce Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I was on Co-dydramol but it was causeing me stomach cramps and adominal pain so I was then put on co-codamol and some other drug that has a simalar name like oprozemol for easeing my stomach and putting a lining back on it. Pissing blood was not fun tho. 8mm misry stone taken out of me and a stent put in me and then the stent was taken out few months later and a 3 mm stone taken out after that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 id rather take a fence post to the head any day over that shit passing through my pisser. fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I think it was first caused between human and ape contact.. wait, what? isn't this like your second aids joke this week lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumberland sauce Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 All be honist am supprised theres no arrow to the knee jokes been passed here yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 well we try not to just repeat tired internet memes from even more tired video games round these parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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