syd syside Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana Biologists for San Antonio Energy discovered six of the creatures while examining the bottom of the Madeira River in Brazil's northern state of Rondonia. A portion of the river had been drained for construction of a new dam. The discovery was made last November, but was not announced until Wednesday, when researchers had confirmed that it is a new species. Biologist Julian Tupan told Brazil's Estado website that, of the six collected, one died, two were kept for studies, and three were released back into the river. Tupan said the team believes the creature breathes through its skin and probably feeds on small fish and worms. They know nothing about its sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 seems unimpressive I know, but just wait until you see it erect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 second pic looks very much like a penis, but lumpenprol already alluded to this above im gonna call NSFW on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 hahaha. also, obligatory thatsapenis.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabrotikos Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 What the fucking fuck... It really looks like a penis. I love nature. That reminds me of this strange jellyfish : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 lol, sums up the mod's dilemma quite well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 imagine that thing being crossed with a Geoduck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 imagine that thing being crossed with a Geoduck I've always wondered what those tastes like. Such an odd specimen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Wow; so crazy that animals this divergent are still being discovered! This looks somewhat like a giant Caecilian... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 strange penis-like creature discovered whilst destroying strange penis-like creature's habitat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 They know nothing about its sex life. huh..it looks like every second of its existence is its sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 So there is proof that if you cut off your penis it can survive on its own in nature. *tabs penis on the shoulder* well done buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOCfan Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I hear representatives from Brazzers are keen to talk with this new species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 oh the photoshopportunities! *weeps for the watmm of old* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 *remembers fred mcgriff's ultralong penis mspaint which would be impossible to properly display in the current version of ipb forum* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 We could call them the Drexciyans of penisses. Survivor parts from the slaves who got their penis cut-off while being shipped to the Americas. I've heard they tend to get aroused when listening to electro as well. Seems like an electrifying experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 oh the photoshopportunities! *weeps for the watmm of old* let's do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 goddamn fucking flol ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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