Guest isaki Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 so it has come to my attention that there are absolutely no existing pictures of Ainsley Harriott as a boy, teen or even looking young at all. he just doesn't age, clearlyhe also looks like a colossal wanker... of course that doesn't mean he's an alien, but it's the fact that he just does not care about his appearance at all, he just smiles with those pearly white teeth and those monstrously obtuse cheeks of his... is he mocking the human race because he is better than us? what is his purpose on earth? very shiny face take a celebrity of your choice and google " X young " take Lorraine Kelly for example, search that and the first result is this, and there's another one of her even younger. try it with the jolly alien and you're presented with a wall of smug looksthoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YO303 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 this thread is racism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I tried the google thing with Diana Rigg, and funnily enough it gave me an image of Emma Peel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 ainsley rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 this thread is racism he's an alien he brought it on himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Given his current public profile, I can only assume he returned to Theta Centauri quite some time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 he has bill duke's eyes and cee lo's mouth. very suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernFusion Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 this thread is racism he's an alien he brought it on himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhonny Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 best picture ever. so so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabrielconroy Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Combining two threads in one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 He's only an alien if his default facial expression includes a grin. I would like to know if he's capable of telekinesis though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 He's only an alien if his default facial expression includes a grin. I would like to know if he's capable of telekinesis though. he is incapable of not looking smug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 took 1 minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 took 1 minute fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 He looks a bit like Frank Bruno in that 3rd pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed. go on, although the thief thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed. Hopefully only family recipes and not material possessions. ie. jars of soy / blackbean / hoison sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed. Hopefully only family recipes and not material possessions. ie. jars of soy / blackbean / hoison sauce allegedly, whilst on readysteady cook, he tried to nick the colourful shirts he wears (which were only loan items from ben sherman). he was literally caught by security trying to smuggle them out of the building in his overcoat pockets. i must add that he was also being paid £7k per episode. allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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