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  1. Audioblysk
    this is fucking offensive Oh the things you find in a google image search.
  2. Audioblysk
    Gots me a new car. 2015 Hyundai Sonata hybrid with 27k miles on it for 13,000. It was fairly easy to knock down the price as I had a decent amount of cash with me and a fuckin' squeaky clean credit report to get the salesman and management to bend. It's pretty much brand new in terms of condition and still feels like I'm driving a rental Might not be a big deal to most, but I haven't bought a car since 2008 and that was a piece of shit. I've just been using my fam's loaner car - which is a seafoam green 92' honda accord. Mostly to avoid car payments. But with the new gig, I have to drive around a good bit and my GF needed a vehicle for her short-commute job. Life went from pretty shitty for about a year, to being really rad. Upgraded job with a solid future in a rapidly expanding new company, new car, new cat, normal working schedule and I found 6.8 bitcoin on a drive from 2009 the other week. Go me. *end self-masturbation* Here's some cat pics if you made it through that book IMGP4968 by polygon window, on Flickr IMGP5177 by polygon window, on Flickr
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    At this point Hilary does more damage to the left side of the political spectrum than she does any good. Booo Hildawg, boooo. I miss Obama
  4. Audioblysk
    I got one con, it's not very funny.
  5. Audioblysk
    Came in expecting Haley Joel Osment and am leaving with a deep sense of impending doom Thanks guys
  6. Audioblysk
    If you just boof that shit up your bum you don't have to worry about taste or heartburn Problem solved
  7. Audioblysk
    I love the folks who recline immediately when the fasten seatbelt sign goes off and then spend the entire flight not actually sitting back in their chair. You can't even fully open a macbook without fear of your screen getting fucked by someone deciding to recline their medieval torture device. I sat in the front emergency exit row on the way to Iceland. BIG MISTAKE. You can't really lean on anything to sleep or get comfortable. Leg room was nice, but no sleep. Did get to watch the sun rise over Greenland's coastline tho, that was epic AF. It was weird to watch people I went to school with go off to college at CWU because all of the sudden it became okay for them to wear cowboy hats and listen to the music you hear at BBQ restaurants. Surprisingly, Ellensburg and Spokane are the only two places in WA I've seen confederate flags painted on a garage door. A real WTF moment each time.
  8. Audioblysk
    Perfect Dark. Trying to sample the horrible voice samples they make when they die. Found my 64 and all my old games last month when my parents moved out of the house I grew up in. It's been awesome getting all nostalgic. "I'M DYING?!"
  9. Audioblysk
    Post it here for me maybe or PM it? Oh don't worry, it wont always be this chill. It's going to be hectic as hell coming up real soon. I think every gig feels like slavery at some point... something about greener grass on the other side. The underwear and being at my computer to hammer out two days work in 6 hours while hanging with my cat - Priceless. I'll have to remember it when I've worked 60 hours in a week setting up a store. Is this a NEW gig or the one you mentioned a few weeks back? When you got the new car? =O congrats either way, life looking up for you :) Same one. After the WA stores are set up, the plan is to have me bounce out to the other states for week chunks at a time as they start. That's when I'll be earning my money haha, I FUCKING HATE FLYING AND AIRPORTS. Thanks my muscle-bound Canadian friend This next year I should actually have the time/funds to travel.
  10. Audioblysk
    Got a new gig as operations manager of a multi-state cannabis retail group. Back to having a good salary and feelin good about what I do. Hell, I worked 18 hours last week, accomplished everything needed and basically got paid like 125$ an hour to be in my underwear crunching numbers and writing up protocol handbooks.
  11. Audioblysk
    Watmm BBQ and pizza cookout needs to happen. I can show the gents above how to make a New York style plain cheese at home. It's all about the moisture ratio in the dough and a good punch-down after the dough rises. Surprisingly the best consistency I found for dough was this weird modified bagel dough recipe. It lacks some of the tackiness and is easier to chew tho, not as dense of a crumb to it. Diastatic malt and high-gluten flour are essential for it so it's not the best for you. If you go drier it gets to be too cracker-ish in consistency and has an unstable crust that cracks. Italians love to ride that fine line. Very fun to experiment with - add a tiny dash of balsamic to your pizza sauce for more basic pies, it makes meaty-flavors pop when you add that tart acidity over the neutral acidity of the tomato sauce
  12. Audioblysk
    AI appreciate it. No. Next time you fart, smell it in deep. Feel that satisfaction. That is your scent. Ur breakfast made it. Then you'll understand.
  13. Audioblysk
    Fuckin gross it is tho. Jelly belongs in doughnuts and on toast. We vote at dawn tomorrow to ban all other uses
  14. Audioblysk
    Someone has been reading my jackoff fantasy blog. Cilantro is life
  15. Audioblysk
    IF YOU REALLY LOVED IT YOU'D LOVE IT ALL THE TIME ON ANYTHING I kid, I feel you on that. Every time I get a pineapple from the stoah, I eat it and my mouth gets all fuckered up. 10/10 pear is indeed a garbage fruit.
  16. Audioblysk
    I think people who don't like pineapple on pizza just haven't had the right pizza. Or they are just Internet fad kids cuz it's the cool thing to hate. Pepperoni, sausage, onion, garlic and jalapeños and a few little pieces of pineapple per piece - fucking marvelous. I'm pretty biased because of me past making crazy pizzas at this little fancy pizza spot. Made one with goat cheese, fig, arugula and a tiny bit of prosciutto-cracklin' that had to become part of the regular menu because it rocked tits. Made a few that utilized fruits. Is Gastrotastic my friends.
  17. Audioblysk
    God dammit, hurry up and legalize weed in the rest of the world so I can get the fuck out of here. I'd gladly go find an international company that wants a super experienced grow manager and hop overseas. Probably 10-15 years out on that... I've had offers to move out to Massachusetts, Arizona and New York in the last 4 months so there is hope...
  18. Audioblysk
    I love pineapple on pizza. Back in the day I managed a pizza place and would make a breakfast pizza that consisted of - garlic oil base and brush, cashews, goat cheese, garlic, onion, cilantro an pineapple with a bit of cilantro. It was amazing. Fuck you
  19. Audioblysk
    Watching 'House of Cards' currently. Really I just like watching Kevin Spacey do his best impression of Colonel Sanders and FDR. That and because my GF doesn't understand USA politics in the least, it provides a good vent for after work so I can go brain-dead for a while before dragging my anxieties into her life. 8/10 political dramablabamlba
  20. Audioblysk
    This dude isn't funny. Don't get it. Maybe if I was still 12 or something and had just discovered the internet and being a dick...
  21. Audioblysk
    That is FAR too much Bill Burr talking about weed. Just sayin'
  22. Audioblysk
    Washington is moving to make it legal for adults to grow up to 6 plants in their own home. I have always wanted to run an HID-assisted light-deprivation greenhouse in my backyard. You can basically run any crop all year round in one and I would love to not only grow my cannabis out there, I'd love to grow certain cultivars of fruit and vegetables year-round. Hang on USA, it's coming within the next 10-15 years. Not that everyone should be a raging pot-head, but it'd be really nice to see alcohol abuse slow down in some people. My dad got back into smoking weed after I graduated high school and upon doing so he lessened his alcohol intake and has become much more relaxed when he smokes a few nights a week. Toke on, watmm.
  23. Audioblysk

    Ring is Phoning.

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      is it phoning me? :(

    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      then who was phone??

  24. Audioblysk
    Unlawful test-tube cattle-insemination faggot babies are no longer allowed in Tennessee. I'm actually fumbling for any reason anyone should ever go to Tennessee aside from maybe the BBQ...
  25. Audioblysk

    Bean burritos are really underrated. All the burrito, but none of the meat. Meat triggers my dump mechanism and makes me sleepy. Beans do not. Black beans are at the top of their game and so is stealing Taco Bell hot-sauce packs to feed your habit.

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Agreed about bean burritos. Actually subsisted on them for a while when I was going vegetarian last year.

    3. Paul

      Paul

      Blazing saddles.

    4. barbu

      barbu

      uh oh

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