ambermonk

me but instead it's the 2000's.

god these past few years have been gloomy as hell i just want it to end

Ah yeah! I seem to recall this being on a meme/viral weather forecast or something, village with the longest name in the world? This was eons ago I think. Am I memberin' that properly?

Liam Dutton circa September 2015. I can pretty much spit it out from memory now too, but not quite as quickly and smoothly as him. Def takes a few days of practice.

We invent these to test your commitment, patience & in the case of ladies your general tongue flexibility.

Dude - waaay better than Shitracha - you'll thank me for it later. Especially coating it on a whole chicken and grilling it

Mm, it looks good - I just googled "gochujang grilled chicken" and lots of recipes came up, looks like it gets a bit blackened. 

I think I might just try that this Sunday!

I wouldn't do that. Trying new things is never good. It's dangerous

I like huffing wheat toast

rubble rubble

moshi moshi

*moshi moshi*

hover board

lol

don't worry it'll be playable this time next year

Supposedly they've already dropped a 5GB update to address some issues. And you may be right.

Penis

Backstroke of the West

gonk boi

And when the two wisemen spake of the end, the folk had deemed it casual..at first. But as it turned out, all would soon become idle, once the last shimripl hath passed. Turns out the two wisemen spake true.

I like the bible(?) edits you got going on. It works.

Noah and his sons and his wife and his sons' wives entered the gonk to escape the waters of the xflood.

And the humble David smote the turbile epic Goliath with a single well-placed splesh, and a celebratory bqbqbq was had by all.

assbass

"Stop"

"C'mon!"

"Look at 'em go!"

Bicshit