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cwmbrancity

Knob Twiddlers
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  1. tv lunch 10min browse: Wicked Tuna - can’t a surprise storm just drown all these cunts? Tiger Cunt - . Snake City - those tits have to be false. You want them to get fanged, but that’s the tease. And those tattoos. Bite those tattoos, snakes, so they get all permanently discoloured.
  2. not had a haircut in a year, procrastinated before crimbo, then new year, then the week before lockdown, go on touch it, smells like victory
  3. To quote The Sopranos, “they gotta go”. The bit about inquiries is galling. Think of Hillsborough & how long that took, cash for questions etc.
  4. It’s a beautiful day. Reading in the garden, cold glass of dc & at least two neighbours are mowing their cunting lawns. Fuck off already, do some dusting, make soup, fuck your partner, anything except brrrrrzzzzzzfffffrrrrr in binaural sound. Lawns, an abomination against nature. Same principle applies to golf, just big fucking lawns.
  5. Lockdown bonus has been teaching a close but troubled relative the benefits of low dose edibles, giving his lungs a much needed break. Never, ever, thought he’d break the baccy n bud toxic mix, but v slowly he’s learned how much bang for your buck an ounce gives & how far your material can be stretched out to. Also, why the fuck are Europeans STILL adding tobacco to joints? The soapbarocalypse is 25+ years old, more than enough time to adjust. Nothing like lush hash, but it doesn’t need the added toxicology of tobacco. Rant over.
  6. @Rubin Farr - looks at Britain on map, shrugs like Caesar & Napoleon with the question "three hot summers on the trot, are they having a fuckin laugh?"
  7. there's something almost occult to these Now it's dark.
  8. Took a flying lesson as part of a crimbo divorce present once. If only the rear seat had an ejector button. We live & learn. Would upload the vid taken, except that would mean having to hear that excuse of a human cackling in the background. Shudder.
  9. Bootlicking you ask? A second home in France or Italy, Brittany or Tuscany preferably. Brittany has galettes & great seafood, tiniest airport in the world at Dinard, immense bakeries. Firenze for different elements of palatial eating, mushroom only restaurants. Say no more. Bike would be something like a 1929 Brough Superior SS100 Alpine. An old family Norton got cashed in recently, so a two-wheeled machine of vintage excellence could tie me to the capitalist regime’s wheels indefinitely. What’s not to like.
  10. https://www.discogs.com/label/17240-Ohr
  11. Here you go, you got until tomorrow morning-ish https://ocean.exacteditions.com/magazines/493/issues/
  12. A personal Philadelphia highlight https://www.nj.com/phillies/2010/04/cherry_hill_man_intentionally.html
  13. Issues 175 (sept 98) & 194 (2000) of the temporary free Wire archive have a few wicked interviews. My own magazine copies fell apart years ago, mad reading these after so many years. Sure if you dig, there are more to be found. If anyone finds anything relevant lob the issue numbers here why we still have access.
  14. This is the reason I paused stills watched Joan Collins in The Bitch & The Stud circa 1984/5.
  15. Working with local CMHT’s (community mental health teams), a concerted attempt was made during the last fortnight of February & early March to get schizo-affective clients in for inter-muscular, timed release antipsychotic injections. About 15% took the jabs. The rest will continue on with daily pill regimes, except large numbers are too vulnerable to organise repeat prescriptions & are slowly running out. Last week was distilled chaos. Next week is going to be worse. By May it could be catastrophic.
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