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cwmbrancity

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  1. 200£ a month would get you a 6 bedroom Victorian townhouse in Nottingham Don’t ever live there
  2. Brexit needs more psychedelic-infused irreversible neural damage Time to crack open some Kevin Ayers
  3. someone beat you to it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-47893307 Neolithic monuments invite you to sostooooooooooooned, take in the views & wonder what these cunts were thinking they're their own systems of power & people probably argued over every aspect of their existence, from the provenance of stones, architectural designs, getting round trade unions & legislation, to negotiating wages, you can go the full Marxist or go toostooooooooned like Graham Hancock @Marf - def time for a mission to Avebury to shake the Brexit bs off
  4. The sun’ll come out tomorrow, something about a bottom & toooomorrow
  5. isn't that the real reason the English play cricket
  6. The Trial of Ratko Mladic. Chilling doesn't do it justice, perverted might be more appropriate. You forget so much in life, then a documentary hurls you into a web of memories when, all you really had to worry about at the time, was the quality of the drugs you planned to consume that coming weekend. Perverted seems appropriate not because of hindsight, but for the footage of Mladic in "conversation" with a local Bosnian Muslim patriarch, offering his very beneficial terms if they all surrender, or disappearing altogether if they don't. The footage of a father calling out into the forests to his sons hiding from the slaughter while under orders from Serbian paramilitaries, that they'll be granted generous conditions if they surrender & move down from the hills, while patronising laughter engulfs him. The wife who goes to The Hague to offer witness testimony about her husband & sons, the same emaciated bloke calling out to his sons on a sweltering summer day. The forensic archaeological nightmare of identifying mass graves, that section alone was tough. Outstanding, the eyes burn with the inscrutable arrogance of an ideologue throughout.
  7. peak prolapse is yet to be reached hammers bought, tinned tuna/peaches stocked, traps/trapdoors set and tunnels excavated Viet Cong styles, fuel/generator + sound test done, all good cos we know all about the inclination of English raiding gangs in times of sketchy when the shit hits rob all your local pharmacies cos they'll go down first, opiates/benzos/rusks, then the shops, then individual homes, then Ree-Smogg suspends habeas corpus in a coup while Gove struts out across this new freakshow land in a lederhosen inspired home counties meets Waffen-SS hybrid, kinkeh cunt, so the only answers are hammers folks, hammers & Fray Bentos
  8. end to No Deal option gets through by one fkn vote, love to see the voting pattern by MP's on this one meanwhile, throughout our rivers & along our coasts, raw sewage from storm water overflows continues to pour into tributaries & onto beaches unabated Brexit has to be the biggest ruse since......since.....fuck knows, so instead of talking about wild meadow depletion, fauna/flora collapse from pesticides, fish stocks abused til the North Sea is effectively empty, we're chewing the fat over the various incompetencies of a dithering public school commie & a bunch of braying ERG public school cunts, with a PM who might need an actual exorcism to get her out of office Neil Hamilton was in S Wales y'day and got heckled repeatedly to the point he had to bail early....yeah you and your cunt wife can both do one, fkn parasites
  9. https://www.google.co.uk/search?source=hp&ei=iwimXNuICaGKlwSA-YiABg&q=women+exposed+to+semen&btnK=Google+Search&oq=women+exposed+to+semen&gs_l=psy-ab.3...922.12181..13247...8.0..0.75.1755.30......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..0i131j0j0i10j0i22i10i30j0i22i30j0i13j0i13i30.2W34eTnMM0s take yer pick & dispense the necessaries
  10. @Drome - Kingdom Come ep is a proper olde DiY classic, love"Groovy Baby" like a well-cut suit. Luv n Happiness seems to have had an array of different versions & edits that have surfaced over time, you've prompted an attic crate dig tonight ;) if yer arsed, DiY's 30th birthday bash is this Aug-bank holiday weekend, prob somewhere in the Peaks or a farm around Nottingham, def summat to look into if yer feeling releases on Strobe etc (check Facefuck group). It won't be their last party, but expecte the unexpected Discogs threads compiled by Notts heads have outlined as many records played by the collective between 1989-present, well worth a dig: https://www.discogs.com/lists/DIY-Soundsystem-1989-present/218010?page=1&limit=250 This deserve a re-airing, another staple of Simon DK's later sets
  11. isn't it all some strange perversion
  12. there are an array of swords, daggers, needles/sharps, staplers, hammers, drills, blunt force objects, teeth & claws all waiting behind her from her own party A50 to get extended, May gets clipped, Corbyn dusty binned, middle-earth-Inglan will never go for Corbyn & Boris could be too much for the more sane of mind could see a Starmer &/or Watson govt at this rate regardless of competencies, or Neil Warnock
  13. Milo, ex Massive Attack, aka DJ Nature keeps putting out heavy groovers, a few from the vaults recently if you like bottom-end heavy chuggers https://www.discogs.com/Nature-Boy-Unreleased-Ruffness-1991-1992/master/1459108 https://www.discogs.com/Nature-Boy-Unreleased-Ruffness-1993-1994/release/13306340
  14. On a Sunday, aye, old analogue habits... Home is usually quiet for a few hours, but it's a brief window before the chaos returns. Hence, take a walk round the local shop w/k9, grip some bacon sarnie ingredients & browse the canned chatter, ie: Cardiff City PL abortions, Swans bs & any Newport County results. The shop owner is pretty mellow & he usually has a treat for the canine leg rapist. Simple pleasures Took one look at the rack of shit there today & thought "naaaaaaaaaaaah", so ate point-four grams of decarbed indica about 2pm & it's kicking in harrrrrrrrrrrd nowwwww
  15. quite if Bozza succeeds May, then a Bozza v Corbyn election is the worst of all match-ups, just imagine some Street Fighter-esque caricatures for that ruck one fat round blue bastard vs a spindly ultra-red commie magus even avoided buying a sunday paper @ the news agents, as every front page was screaming "BE DEPRESSED, NO, BE EVEN MORE DEPRESSED THAN THAT, CUNT"
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