lumpenprol Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 If you leave the root they grow back, but apparently the tools have improved and my doc virtually guaranteed me it would never return. I asked if I should get a follow up check up in a few years and he said no need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 so something swam up your nose when you were scuba diving? or sea creatures can just grow in your nose? what? i'm scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Of course sea creatures can grow in your nose, where the fucking hell have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 In my work in the hospital records department this summer, I saw more colonoscopy pictures of rectal polyps than one man should ever have to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 nowhere near the sea, thank god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 *waits patiently for the "I had a very large poop removed from my anus" parody thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I had a very large anus removed from my anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 i removed a very large poop from lumprenprol's anus and reverse pooped it into my anus and then quickly shat it back out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 i removed a very large poop from lumprenprol's anus and reverse pooped it into my anus and then quickly shat it back out Thats a very Rambo like thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I misread the thread title and thought it said "removed from my anus". Then, when I saw the picture, I was like "Shit, did they remove an anal polyp through his fucking nose??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 how come there are no photoshops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 yeah, where's essines' beard on the polyp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 polypnomial c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Valued Customer Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 *sits and thinks he has a polyp too* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 i removed a very large poop from lumprenprol's anus and reverse pooped it into my anus and then quickly shat it back out I bet you did it for the rush, the adaptation and the general backwardness of the act... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 i thought polyps were baby jellyfish or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 i thought polyps were baby jellyfish or something They are and don't tell Tauboo any different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 LOL Alzado had a very big phallus removed from his excretory duct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 LOL Alzado had a very big phallus removed from his excretory duct no doubt! that's the last camping trip i take with my dad for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 LOL Alzado had a very big phallus removed from his excretory duct no doubt! that's the last camping trip i take with my dad for a while. You must be scratching your ass all day now because of those mosquito bites and poison ivy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 what are the symptoms though? my dad had one. do i? sometimes my sini feel like weirdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Largest boog i've pulled out was about the size of my pinky finger's nail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 here are the symptoms I had. Starting about 5 years ago, once or twice a year I would get a sudden draining of fluid from that nostril. As in, I'd be typing at my computer and a splash of serous fluid (clear but pinkish) would discharge so quickly that I'd have to jerk my head away to prevent it from going into my keyboard. After asking my mom about it (she's a nurse) we concluded it was probably some sort of cyst that was emptying and refilling over time - weird, but not dangerous. Since it started after scuba diving, I figured some water had gotten impacted in my sinus somewhere and created some sort of sac. What was actually happening is the polyp had already blocked access to the sinus, which then filled with fluid. When the sinus flopped over a little, it would discharge the fluid. After a while it stopped discharging as the polyp grew. I happened to get an MRI for an unrelated reason and they commented that my left sinus was "completely opacified" with something. Again I just ignored it. But this year I got two sinus infections, started to get a dull pain in my face, and couldn't breath from that notstril for months. So I figured it was time to investigate further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 also, you suffer from baldness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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