six Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 The rules have been around for longer then most of us can remember. Where did they come from? Why do we read them? Why do we pass this tradition along to our young ones? What was life like before the rules? Unfortunately, these question are impossible to answer. Anthropologists were only able to find this picture from "the before time" Please use this space to philosophize the origins of the rules and the ramifications on modern society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Legend has it that man was first told to read the rules after a grave verbal conflagration between two proto-geeks about what drum makes the richest sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 in dee beefor timez, evewyting wuz diffowont. peepo loved evowewon, and hyoomans united in a weal way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I done heard a man from town found magical tablets buried on the skirts and was told by an Injun ghost to put them into a magical hat and use a magical stone to read 'em and that is how we got the RULES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules; Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years. Mystery solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I done heard a man from town found magical tablets buried on the skirts and was told by an Injun ghost to put them into a magical hat and use a magical stone to read 'em and that is how we got the RULES! the truth will find you by what ever means necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules; Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years. Mystery solved. Damnit man! At least play along for a page or two.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules in 1896, following the Great Anarchist Revolutionary Battle of the Joyrex.com Commonwealth; Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years through a series of shared telepathic scratchings and syllables written on scraps of tracing paper in our own blood. Mystery solved. I think this sounds a lot more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 when a daddy Joyrex and a mummy Chaosmachine love each other very much, they do a special cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 Dark Lord Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules in the before time, circa 165 million BTR. As the planets aligned, the dark energies of the universe were channeled to summon the unholy Roolhotep, who penned the nefarious document in the blood of sacrificial gingers. Despite constant danger, Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years in our secret ginger tomb, deep beneath the Antarctic ice. Mystery solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I've never read the rules and I don't plan to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 six: that's what I wanted to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 lol @ Caustic Where can I find the rules? Are they actually real? Post 3974 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 nobody was saying read the rules when i joined up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 i heard that joyrex found the rules carved in stone in a remote cave near cornwall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 nobody was saying read the rules when i joined up there were no rules when i joined up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I once opened a christmas cracker expecting a joke, but instead I got THE RULES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 unless someone reads the rules every 108 minutes, the world will end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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