Guest EDGEY Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 oh yeh, I almost forgot about the long island duck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 FATTY DINGDONGS! GRANDPASK GITARZ! hehehe, thanks for the pics essines, quite lovely they are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 god dammit do i love ducks right now. as many of you may have guessed over the years, i tend to obsess over things and ducks right now are what i'm obsessing over. i went and found a pond yesterday and fed some. JESUS. there is nothing better on this earth than feeding some ducks. they eat that bread right up. they love it. and they have the absolute coolest noises out of any animal ever. just sitting there with there weird little quacking. god how cool are ducks?? they just sit there and float. they are so fucking awesome. how do they love bread so much? it's not like it's a naturally occurring food for them. when they taste bread they must be like, WTF IS THIS? IT's AWESOME. my favorite ducks are mallard ducks, those are some cool ducks. i like your standard all white ducks too. i feed mallards wheat bread and i feed white ducks white bread. tomorrow i'm gonna go find a pond with more ducks and i'm gonna feed those ducks too. it's so relaxing to feed ducks. ducks. dude, I totally just fed the fuck out of some ducks last week. It was unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 FATTY DINGDONGS! GRANDPASK GITARZ! hehehe, thanks for the pics essines, quite lovely they are... i've got loads more, and i can get loads more if you'd like. i love a good afternoon of bunny pic-hunting. ending with a picnic and beers. every weekday i see these bunnies and every day it's the same damn thing. i am fucking stoked to see the bunnies day after day, still, after two years, i can't ge enough and react the same fucking way. they wail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I don't know if this isthe right thread to be posting this in, but I went to Peking Duck House last night and gourged myself on some of the yummiest duck on the planet. Those are some tasty fuckin birds. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 geese shit everywhere and honk and swans are total bitches. ducks are like little ralphs and sammies that are totally down to earth and up for pretty much anything that involves them getting fed some bread amen ducks are the very best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I feel you Fred, I've often wanted to own some ducks, you might think they'd have similar personalities to chickens but they couldn't be more different. They make a cool sound, look cute when they're searching for food, and have a funny walk that looks like they are missing a pair of arms in front. edit: plus they have huge cocks, gigolos in China are called "ducks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I was going to post that video of Stewart Lee, where he talks about Mallards engaging in homosexual necrophiliac rape. But I'm not arsed finding it. I fucking hate Swans too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 This thread reminds me of wonderful videos of people getting chased by ducks/geese/other animals. They make me laugh so much that it's embarrassing. But yeah, ducks are cute as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 This thread reminds me of wonderful videos of people getting chased by ducks/geese/other animals. They make me laugh so much that it's embarrassing. But yeah, ducks are cute as hell. This was already posted few days ago in some other thread. Ducks, geese meh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 geese shit everywhere and honk and swans are total bitches. ducks are like little ralphs and sammies that are totally down to earth and up for pretty much anything that involves them getting fed some bread amen ducks are the very best Yes! Ducks are the best but FUCK GEESE! Their shit is revolting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I used to work for a wildlife refuge on the east coast, which was primarily put in place to protect migratory birds like ducks, but some invasive geese and swans moved in and started drowning the ducks. Literally, just drowning them, to take over the salt marshes that were being protected for the ducks and other eastern seaboard migratory birds. It was terrible. So we had to, you know, kill the swans and geese. And the public flipped the fuck out. Huge PR disaster. But the entire point of the refuge was to protect North American waterfowl and to preserve a stretch of marshland (there's hardly any contiguous marshland left in the States because of beach development, and it's just plain crucial to migratory birds). Fucking people. And fuck swans. Anyway, I love ducks, even if the males are essentially serial rapists, and even if the Argentine Lake Duck (Oxyura vittata) has the world's scariest penis: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Back in middle school our code name for porno (in the VHS medium) was a duck. As in: Dude! I found a few of my dads old ducks hiding above the entertainment center. Shit was wild! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 possible duck avatar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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