FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I try not to use hand dryers in public places because I've heard many times that they just push bacteria on your hands wasting your effort of washing your hands in the first place. (large amounts of poop fumes etc. build up inside of the vent etc. and dirty you up) this is true. my dick now has barnacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 they have those Dysons in Glasgow train station. literally the only place i've ever been in the whole world where i can go for a piss and actually walk out afterwards with hands that are actually dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 they've finally done it. I saw this in the bathroom at Algonquin college but there was a third frame showing how you can aim the dryer at your face, so that frame looked like he was eating the bacon and it said "Press button, recieve bacon, munch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyb Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 they've finally done it. I saw this in the bathroom at Algonquin college but there was a third frame showing how you can aim the dryer at your face, so that frame looked like he was eating the bacon and it said "Press button, recieve bacon, munch!" i'm not going to believe this for a second until i see some photographic evidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I've actually had sex with a dyson airblade. did it only take two seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wicked. I might start washing my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Here in Ottawa some of the malls have these turbo hand dryers. They're like the old style push button ones, except 200x more powerful. When it turns on, it sounds like a fucking jet taking off. You can hear it down the hall. It's strong enough to push your hands away, you have to fight against it. Drys your hands in 5 seconds, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I don't think the Airblades are all that, frankly. I use them quite a bit because I catch a lot of trains, and they're always in the London stations. They're starting to sneak their way into some of my favourite pubs, as well. Sure, they're better than the old ubiquitous World Dryer Corp. machines, but this talk of drying your hands in three seconds flat is a bit of an exaggeration. I'm still generally left with a bit of residual water to wipe on the bannister of the stairs at Waterloo station. Paper towels are still a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 oh yeah i tried these, they're cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 they've finally done it. I saw this in the bathroom at Algonquin college but there was a third frame showing how you can aim the dryer at your face, so that frame looked like he was eating the bacon and it said "Press button, recieve bacon, munch!" i'm not going to believe this for a second until i see some photographic evidence Check....mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Here in Ottawa some of the malls have these turbo hand dryers. They're like the old style push button ones, except 200x more powerful. When it turns on, it sounds like a fucking jet taking off. You can hear it down the hall. It's strong enough to push your hands away, you have to fight against it. Drys your hands in 5 seconds, though. Yeah, I can even create a crater on the back of my hand if my hand is close enough. If I aimed this dryer at my face, it would be like in this video at 4:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 my penis is a hand dryer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spraaaa Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 omg, just realised its a face... a big chinned gurning face! for real, that looks fucking terrifying, it looks like it's gonna puncture your arm and tell you your blood pressure is zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 i wouldn't want to stick my hands in a machine that has 'blade' in it's name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Makes me want to join the SS, take them out the back, and shoot them in the head with a luger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 which way do you place your hands into that machine, from the top or from the side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 next up: the Dyson Fellate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 omg, just realised its a face... a big chinned gurning face! also, that's an epic adam's apple if i still had my 'stuff that looks like a face' avatar, i'd have jizzed myself at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 i wouldn't want to stick my hands in a machine that has 'blade' in it's name lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 They look like urinals for resting your balls in to stop you getting dirty hands. Because everyone knows watmm has dirty balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 how do they work anyway, never see one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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