Dr Clitterhaus Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Noticed you ditched that Glasgow thread pretty quick. Are you the kind of guy who starts a fight and then runs off, leaving other people to pick up the pieces? Possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i learnt all i needed to know, there is nothing in glasgow apart from pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 My worst injury was a hole in my chin that I needed stitches for. Healed pretty quickly but when the doctor removed the stitches he missed one that was hidden beneath a scab. So a week later I noticed the last stitch was still there and pulled it out myself. But in addition to the scar, there is now a mark where the stitch was. Also I sprained my wrist about a year ago, and it started hurting again recently when I began to work out. This is my worst injury in terms of lost functionality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 This spider bit my foot then a week later I passed out while clipping my toenails and apparently all the veins in my leg turned red. I got to ride in the ambulance and get seemingly a shit ton of needles poked into me. I saw the main character of Halo running towards me while I was out cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 my worst injury was when i fucked weed up the arse and i ripped my banjo string lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm scared of breaking my nose. Pretty unrelated, but fucking lol. http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Ear--Nose--Throat/help-nose-death-break-fracture-lump-pain/show/7569 *guffaws!* Sorry to hear you were punched in the nose! There's a greeting card if ever I've heard one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cupajoe60 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I almost bit my tongue in half and broke a couple teeth while skiing. Nothing too serious though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 i carried a large piece of glass that is covering the dinner table to the bathroom to "shower it" (don't ask). As i prepared to gently put it down i slipped on a towel and fell into the bath tub along with this large piece of glass. my left arm was cut on several places as i clenched onto the edge of glass to prevent it from braking. my roommate rushed me to ER with bloody shirts all over my arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 i carried a large piece of glass that is covering the dinner table to the bathroom to "shower it" (don't ask). As i prepared to gently put it down i slipped on a towel and fell into the bath tub along with this large piece of glass. my left arm was cut on several places as i clenched onto the edge of glass to prevent it from braking. my roommate rushed me to ER with bloody shirts all over my arm. Buy a bottle of glass cleaner next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Nearly losing an eye from someone coming up underneath me in a swimming pool at a friends birthday party when I was a kid. Snorkel went into eye socket, eye nearly popped out, vision went 100% grey in that eye, carted out to hospital, eye patch for 2 months. Got to look like a pirate. Result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 vision went 100% grey in that eye permanently? that often happens to me when i'm about to pass out, but is fine afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Nah, is fine now, and was fine an hour or two after the event. It was pretty unpleasant though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 i cut my bellend with a razor in the bath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronchuseven Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Broke my femur once whilst rollerskating; the fall was so light my pants weren't scuffed & my leg wasn't even bruised, but my femur broke like a wet cigarette. Went to the hospital for xrays etc. & found out there was a grapefruit-sized tumour growing through the middle of my leg.. which certainly explained the constant ache I'd experienced for the last 6 months. Long story made short, I am currently minus one femur & most of a tibia, but plus a titanium femur, knee & tibia, plus a wicked cool 2ft (60cm) scar! My leg works really well too; some days I need to limp pretty badly when the hip's not right, and I'll never run again (but fuck running, honestly) but I get around fine, and still get to ride my bike like a motherfucker :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 lol, when i initially saw this thread my first thought was '*sits back, waits for bronchuseven to post*' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 i was trying to jump a chainlink fence and my hand slipped and got caught on the wire at the top, causing me to freak out and gouge my other hand on the wire too (no picture of that, it was just a puncture). it wasn't that bad though, just freaked me out a bit at the time. the wound on my wrist was the worst, i still have a visible scar from that. the hand healed up pretty well, only a light scar. http://xs743.xs.to/xs743/09402/img_0160767.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 it wasn't a big deal, but i once stapled my thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronchuseven Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 lol, when i initially saw this thread my first thought was '*sits back, waits for bronchuseven to post*' Hehehe.. only took me 6 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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